''Jessica Simpson has seen more combat action than our president''

[Gabi Hayes]

Randi just said that on her show

quote of the day, perhaps?

EDIT: just saw this, which she's discussing, as well, re the missing ABC footage from her special

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=104&topic_id=4202697&mesg_id=4202697

[unrepuke]

1. Way smarter, too.

[dubyaD40web]

2. And better looking!

[DanCa]

8. Welcome to DU Unrepuke and Dan Quayle is smarter than chimpy.

[tridim]

3. The "anti-American" Al Franken has too.

[Gabi Hayes]

4. don't forget Christian hating, family hating, as well

all equally important

[SalmonChantedEvening]

5. Her other great line

About the Dukes of Hazzard soundtrack:

"For those about to buy this soundtrack, we salute you"

(poor saps lol)

[FreedomAngel82]

6. Good one

And it's even true.

[Gabi Hayes]

7. exactly! that's why I put it up....certainly ''resignates'' better than

her tunafish or buffalo wings quotes

can't believe she really said that stuff

[Gabi Hayes]

9. On Libby, talking about Plame now

''when it takes longer for you to pee than it does for me to put on my makeup, stop calling yourself "Scooter!"

[Gabi Hayes]

10. "Candy Crowley gains weight......"

''.....while you watch her''

she said something about JMiller shouldn't use sources that sound like lunchmeat (Chalabi)