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enid602 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-05 04:06 PM
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Tribute to Bolton...
I have found vacant space down the street from UN HQ in NYC, and plan to start up an on-premises swingers club for 'liberal-minded' repugniCons and their facsist wives. The name? I was thinking of 'Bolton's Retreat.'
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DK666 Donating Member (727 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-05 04:10 PM
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1. LOL
You will make some serious BANK.. But if you cater to the reThugs you gotta be heavy on the kink. Not that theres anything wrong with Kink mind you. Hell I'll go if I can DO a reThug.
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enid602 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-05 04:30 PM
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3. bolton's retreat
Well, governance IS hard work, and I think hardworking repugniCons deserve the kind of place where they can go to let off a little steam. I was thinking of hiring someone like a Jeff Gannon or an Anne Coulter to do the PR; maybe get one of the Bush bros to have one of their banks finance the entire venture. Catering? Halliburton, of course. No condoms; we wouldn't want to offend our religious base.
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DK666 Donating Member (727 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-05 04:37 PM
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4. Holy Crap.
Bareback and Anne Coulter in latex........Booo-YA

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TomPainesBones Donating Member (260 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-05 04:12 PM
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2. Oh, if you were only serious!
One way or another we should try to get a thorn in his side as close to the UN as possible.
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enid602 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-05 04:51 PM
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5. serious
Edited on Tue Aug-02-05 04:51 PM by enid602
I'm dead serious! I was thinking we could get Obama's old challenger in Illinois (who dropped out) to head up the Membership Division. The presidential suite will include a simulated driving video game so that Laura (and other liberated repugniCon wives) can play 'car crash.'
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