The Republican Dictionary

[ck4829]

Bipartisanship (AKA "Reaching across the aisle", "Coming together", etc.) - When a Republican says "Bipartisanship", they are actually saying "You better obey us or we'll destroy you"

Democracy - When a Republican says "Democracy", they are actually saying "Evil, Mayhem, Terror, and general Villainy"

God - When a Republican says "God", they are actually saying "My biggest campaign contributors"

Reform - When a Republican says "Reform", they are actually saying "DESTROY! CRUSH, KILL, DESTROY! DESTROY THE THING AND DESTROY THE DESTROYED REMAINS OF THE DESTROYED THING! Hahaha!"

State's Rights - When a Republican says "State's Rights", they are actually saying "A State should have the right to segregate their schools and execute GLBT people!"

[Tim4319]

1. Taking ownership

When a Republican say "Taking ownership" they mean, blame everything on Clinton.

[ironman202]

9. taking ownership ha! tranlation? Theft!

[BlueEyedSon]

2. In the Democratic dictionary "bipartisanship" = "date rape"

[Greeby]

3. Please note

That the word "Irony" shall not appear in this dictionary, ever.

[Democrats_win]

4. Making the right choices

1) choose the right (wealthy) parents.
2) choose to do Anything to remain in power and screw everyone else.

[KamaAina]

5. Personal responsibility

the duty of Democrats to face the consequences of their actions.

[Lannes]

6. Clear Skies Initiative

Pollute at will,we've got your back.

[KamaAina]

7. Family values

start with womanizing (Gingrich, Giuliani and many others), move on through disowning one's lesbian daughter (Keyes) and right on into predatory pedophilia (mayors Giordano and West).

[ironman202]

8. whenever you hear the word "bipartisanship" being bandied about

it's a sure sign that larger-than-normal deception has just occurred.

[Lannes]

10. Their idea of bi-partisanship is we talk you listen

Dont get in our way.

[Swamp Rat]

11. Don't forget "HUGH"

:rofl:

HUGH = the gap between a freeptard's ears. :D

[Lefty48197]

12. When Republicans say "bipartisanship", they really mean...

We found one or two Democrats to vote with us on this issue.

[achtung_circus]

13. Communists

= people who disagree with us.

[wli]

14. c.f. Grover Norquist on "bipartisanship"

Relatively candid confession there.