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Wed Aug-03-05 07:56 PM
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The reclusive deity who lives on a resort on that mysterious little island off the east coast of Africa finally speaks to the media.
God told us "There has been a lot of talk that I talk to George W. Bush. Well, that's wrong. I don't like Dumbya, I actually voted for Al Gore!"
God then said "The 'christian' Right has been using my name a lot. Ugh... I wish I could deliver plagues, but it's not in my contract anymore. One more thing, I DID NOT put George W. Bush in power. Could it be the work of... Satan?! Seriously, he's a member of Choicepoint's board of Directors and he is also on Diebold's board too, look into it, OK?"
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| kiki
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Wed Aug-03-05 08:03 PM
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| 1. God says, "Actually, I'm a Buddhist." n/t |
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Wed Aug-03-05 08:06 PM
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Thu Aug-04-05 04:31 AM
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| 5. Ripped that gag off South Park :/ n/t |
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Wed Aug-03-05 08:07 PM
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Was this on Faux News,or MSM, huh? I love it!! Not CH18, on the East Coast, couldn't be, that's a Fundie channel.:>)
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Wed Aug-03-05 08:07 PM
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| 4. He or She sent me this today: |
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