Is it true that Tom DeLay once fought against pests?

[ck4829]

Think about it for a second, and now consider the irony of that fact.

[achtung_circus]

1. Yeah,

but they were evil pests.

[Swamp Rat]

2. Tom DeLay eats cockroaches

[Booster]

3. I don't know, but Tom Delay certainly is a pest.

[peekaloo]

4. He defended the Homeland against his own kind.

[blondeatlast]

5. I don't call him Bug Bomb Tom for nothing.

Hey, you live with pests, you know how to kill them all the better.

[AndyTiedye]

6. And Then One Morning...

...as Tom Delay was waking up from anxious dreams, he discovered that in bed he had been changed into a monstrous verminous bug. He lay on his armour-hard back and saw, as he lifted his head up a little, his brown, arched abdomen divided up into rigid bow-like sections. From this height the blanket, just about ready to slide off completely, could hardly stay in place. His numerous legs, pitifully thin in comparison to the rest of his circumference, flickered helplessly before his eyes.

with apologies to Franz Kafka

[ChiDem]

7. He also said...

that laws against making bombs would violate his right to bear arms

He stuck up for the bomb builders, somebody has ...:eyes:

[Judi Lynn]

8. A man of his obvious intelligence is wasted in the Congress.

His special talent would be more useful in practicising his love for bugs. They want him back, as soon as possible.

[DemGirl7]

9. Yeah, he used to be an exterminator

It's a shame that he didn't accidentally exterminate himself.:evilgrin: