LaPera
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Fri Aug-05-05 12:36 AM
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Bush will be "clearing brush" while on vacation at the Crawford ranch! |
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Edited on Fri Aug-05-05 12:56 AM by LaPera
"It won't be all fun and BBQ's while the president is on vacation." This from the offical WH press release on Bush's plans while on vacation.
How long will he be clearing that damn brush? As long as the photo-ops last?
Bush must have a staff of maids, maintenance people, gardeners, etc., these people don't know how to clear brush?
Do they save a little section of brush for when Georgie visits?
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Fri Aug-05-05 12:39 AM
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1. The Secret service must have a full time job |
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planting and watering "Brush" so it's ready in August.
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LaPera
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Fri Aug-05-05 12:42 AM
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5. That's very funny...I like that. |
KeepItReal
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Fri Aug-05-05 12:39 AM
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2. Why is that brush such a menace?? Who's it hurting? |
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It ain't like cutting grass - that has a function.
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Fri Aug-05-05 12:45 AM
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9. Brush is a fire hazard, it must be cleared |
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And if you're too fucking stupid to either buy a flock of goats or spend some of that hard-stolen money you've got on an airplane and a barrel of Roundup, you deserve to spend your life chopping brush.
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Fri Aug-05-05 12:40 AM
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3. And where the hell does all the brush come from??? |
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Is it some strange migrating form of brush that is attracted to the pull of an intellectual and moral vacuum and only grows with liberal applications of bull-shit and pretzels???
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Fri Aug-05-05 01:02 AM
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18. "... strange migrating form of brush ..." |
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Tumbleweeds go to intellectual and moral vacuums....
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Fri Aug-05-05 12:40 AM
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4. With as much brush as this clown has cleared in his 50 vacations |
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it's a wonder there's any vegetation left in the state.
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Fri Aug-05-05 12:43 AM
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6. Every time he clears the brush he ends up injuring himself. |
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I can't wait to see what he does this time.
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Fri Aug-05-05 12:58 AM
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14. Hope they keep his drunken a-- away from the chain saw |
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Fri Aug-05-05 01:01 AM
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I hope they give him 2 or 3, and then try to teach him to juggle!:evilgrin:
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Fri Aug-05-05 01:07 AM
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20. Can a person behead himself... |
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in a freak chainsaw accident?
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Fri Aug-05-05 12:43 AM
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7. He is living the caricature of his sorry ass self. |
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It is just a coloring book, where he is filling in the lines drawn for him. The Crawford bullshit just happens to be one of Warcriminal's favorite crayons.
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SoCalDem
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Fri Aug-05-05 12:43 AM
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8. Thek "stock" the ranchette with brush before he gets there |
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Fri Aug-05-05 12:47 AM
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10. Hope he tries using a chain saw on that brush |
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Hey, dare to dream! :evilgrin:
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Fri Aug-05-05 12:52 AM
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11. He just likes killing stuff, and plants are the only things |
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that won't fight back. Gives him a sense of macho that, as a brain-dead but vindictive puppet and chronic failure, he so desperately needs.
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Fri Aug-05-05 12:53 AM
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12. It's not "clearing brush" he loves - |
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Fri Aug-05-05 01:01 AM
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15. They let him use a chainsaw!??!!! |
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GAWD, no wonder you never see Laura outside during those photo ops.
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Fri Aug-05-05 12:54 AM
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13. I hope he finds time for a lot of biking. nt |
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Fri Aug-05-05 01:02 AM
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to clear the cobwebs out of his damned brain
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Fri Aug-05-05 01:18 AM
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21. Anagrams for "Clearing Brush".... :) |
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regal shrub inc
shrub lang rice (* twang = laying)
rich as bungler
bush clan regir (spanish = govern)
shrub a clinger
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