elehhhhna
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Tue Aug-09-05 07:48 AM
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Gorgeous Blonde DU Babe needed near Waco. Get there & go MISSING ASAP! |
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That'll get the media coverage for Cindy Sheehan.
I'm serious. We need a babelicious Du'er femme to disappear overnight TONIGHT from the campout.
24-7 Coverage, guaranteed.
I'd volunteer but I'm 45 and not as telegenic as I was 10 years ago.
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bushisanidiot
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Tue Aug-09-05 07:52 AM
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1. Oh gawd! I nearly spewed my coffee on my keyboard.. |
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that's hilarious.. yet sad because it's absolutely true.
how about a shark attack! are there sharks in crawford??
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Tue Aug-09-05 07:59 AM
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4. yes, at the ranch... n/t |
jojo54
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Tue Aug-09-05 07:53 AM
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2. Good one!!! Full coverage for sure!!! |
Ian David
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Tue Aug-09-05 07:55 AM
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3. You could drive over to Midland and drop a baby down a well |
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Tue Aug-09-05 08:00 AM
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5. If She Were Pregnant, We Could Get a Two-fer. |
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"Greta Van Sustern, where are you"
Could you imagine, a beautiful pregnant missing blonde, who also happened to work in a Congressman's Office???
Well, it would have to be a "Democratic" Congressman. If you're a repuke, woman can turn up dead in your office and you get a show on MSNBC!!
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Tue Aug-09-05 08:00 AM
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Tue Aug-09-05 08:01 AM
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TheCowsCameHome
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Tue Aug-09-05 08:07 AM
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8. I'll meet you and we'll hide out at a Taco Bell 'til the storm blows over |
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Bring on the media, boys!
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ugarte
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Tue Aug-09-05 08:11 AM
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9. Just a spotting of Natalee there would do |
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Any truth to that rumor she was seen out on the Bush place?
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Tue Aug-09-05 08:16 AM
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10. "Some people say"............ |
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that she has been seen at the bush ranchette. That's all I can tell you, "some people say that". ;)
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Tue Aug-09-05 08:26 AM
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12. hahahahah that was great. |
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Some people say that she was last seen in the woodchipper behind weed's fake-o-farm..... I heard they found a shoe.
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Tue Aug-09-05 08:25 AM
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11. CNN now interviewing teenage cheerleaders |
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Say, Bush was a cheerleader... ewww, let's not go there.
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