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Thu Aug-11-05 09:37 PM
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Poll question: Lurking freepers and other creepers, here's a poll for you: |
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Edited on Thu Aug-11-05 10:14 PM by Redstone
If you're between 18 and 35 years old, why haven't you enlisted to go fight in that wonderful little war that you love so much?
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Thu Aug-11-05 09:39 PM
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1. Other: I fight with my *ideas* |
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Thu Aug-11-05 09:42 PM
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2. All of the spots were already taken by minorities... |
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Thu Aug-11-05 09:43 PM
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3. "Why do you hate America?" |
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Thu Aug-11-05 09:56 PM
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11. Because Comrade Red, my Communist cell leader, |
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told me to.
And the ACLU and Hillary told me to, also. I'll do anything they tell me to, as long as it's bad for America.
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Thu Aug-11-05 10:08 PM
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19. That's one of my favorite freep lines. |
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Thu Aug-11-05 09:45 PM
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4. "I sustained serious carpal tunnel damage with the Fighting 101st |
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Thu Aug-11-05 09:45 PM
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5. I decided I can fight for my country better back home. |
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I never did understand that one.
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Thu Aug-11-05 09:49 PM
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9. That's a doozy, all right. That and the one tuvor quoted |
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in reply #1.
And the amazing part is that they tell these bald-faced lies, and actually think anyone is going to believe them!
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Thu Aug-11-05 10:05 PM
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17. The scary part is, some people do believe them! |
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That think they're actually into some noble cause, and it's a darn good thing none of the warboys got kilt in Viet Naaam, cuz we'd be up shit creek right now!
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Thu Aug-11-05 10:02 PM
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15. Probably for when we "have to fight them here". |
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Thu Aug-11-05 10:08 PM
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18. Yes, don't you see the Iraqi Navy coming over the horizon? |
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Good thing we're "fighting them there," or they'll be lobbing shells into Baltimore by next Tuesday at the latest.
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Thu Aug-11-05 10:09 PM
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20. Right. I'm sure Baghdad airport... |
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is just standing full of guys with bombs trying to get a connecting flight to NYC.
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Thu Aug-11-05 10:09 PM
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21. That is my all time favorite freep line. |
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Thu Aug-11-05 09:47 PM
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6. "REAL" Muricuns Wear Flags On Their Lapels |
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All hail the flying fingers of the 101st Keyboard brigage...fighting the good fight from mom's basement.
BTW...WTF is a "REAL" American? More Rovian double-speak!
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Thu Aug-11-05 09:48 PM
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Spot on choices! Think you will draw out the freepers and other creepers with your poll? :evilgrin:
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Thu Aug-11-05 09:53 PM
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10. Don't know about drawing them out, but it'll sure |
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cause them to have squeaky little hissy-fits and call me all sorts of names on their little websites while they're beating their little fists on their puffed-up little chests, and that's good enough for me.
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Thu Aug-11-05 09:58 PM
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:scared: Oh you could be famous!
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Thu Aug-11-05 10:04 PM
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16. Quivering my boots (Tony Lamas, by the way), I sure am. |
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Edited on Thu Aug-11-05 10:12 PM by Redstone
Guess I'll need to keep peering out the window all night, lest the Freeper Army sneak up on me and beat me silly with their keyboards.
On edit: And the best part is that I'll never even read what they're saying, because I don't go to those sites. They'll be cranking out the zingers that they're sure will make me curl up into a little ball and whimper, but they'll just be showing off for each other.
Ha!
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Thu Aug-11-05 10:11 PM
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22. Aha! Tony Lamas, good choice! Shows class! |
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LOL! Beware the keyboard warriors.
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Thu Aug-11-05 10:17 PM
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25. Nah. The Tony Lamas I wear are what we used to call |
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"kill the bug in the corner boots" when I lived in Texas - you know, the pointy-toed type.
Great for kicking butt with, but a pain to extract once they get wedged in there.
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Thu Aug-11-05 10:20 PM
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Thu Aug-11-05 10:02 PM
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14. "I'm at Wharton! I don't plan on giving up that!!" |
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Thu Aug-11-05 10:13 PM
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YEW STINKIN LIEBERAL SKUMBAg!11!!
How's that, I'm practicing my freeperspeek.
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Thu Aug-11-05 10:16 PM
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24. Because "Military Service isn't for Our Kind of People"... |
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Thu Aug-11-05 10:36 PM
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27. Well, I gotta go to bed. But if anyone wants to borrow |
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the premise of this poll, with your own menu of answers, and post it tomorrow night for our general enjoyment and hilarity, I'd like to see it.
After all the freeps do have a LOT more than ten excuses, don't they?
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Fri Aug-12-05 10:27 PM
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30. Nice poll, but one small comment -- I think they just raised the |
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Fri Aug-12-05 10:29 PM
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31. The official reason Rush couldn't go to war |
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