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Fri Aug-12-05 09:41 AM
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If Bu$h had not gone into politics...what would he |
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Edited on Fri Aug-12-05 09:45 AM by Dees
doing now? Still hitting dry holes in Texas? I know he would have been doing something to steal money.
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Fri Aug-12-05 09:42 AM
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1. officer, i have no idea how that dead hooker ended up in my car |
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i'd expect hearing that Line a few times.
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Fri Aug-12-05 09:44 AM
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Fri Aug-12-05 09:43 AM
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2. Drooling in a padded cell somewhere. n/t |
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Fri Aug-12-05 09:45 AM
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7. That could still happen! |
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Fri Aug-12-05 09:53 AM
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16. That reminds me of my favorite poem--tho' the writer's name |
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eludes me just now...someone will surely remind me.
"Hold fast to dreams for if dreams die, Life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly."
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Fri Aug-12-05 10:00 AM
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17. I remember that poem! |
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I don't recall the title... but I always though Stevie Nicks' "One Winged Dove" was based on it.
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Fri Aug-12-05 09:43 AM
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3. He'd be the NOSEPICKING CHAMPION OF THE WORLD!!!! |
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or maybe King Pretzel Eater.. Captain CokeSnorter..
he'd be a slacker.. just like he is now.
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Fri Aug-12-05 09:43 AM
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Clearing brush for a living!!
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Fri Aug-12-05 09:44 AM
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5. Obviously, he'd be a pimp! |
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Can't you just see his smug smirk, complete with a gold front tooth, underneath a broad rimmed hat with a feather on top? And don't forget the dusting of cocaine under his nose.
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Fri Aug-12-05 09:47 AM
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8. He has the wardrobe for it. |
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There is a picture of him dressed like a pimp.
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Fri Aug-12-05 09:44 AM
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6. Lounged out with leg thrown over the arm of the chair, |
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beer (or maybe hard liquor) in hand, wife-beater undershirt ripped and stained, 5 day old shadow, calling Poppy for another check 'cause his stash has run out.
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Fri Aug-12-05 09:47 AM
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9. The same thing as the rest of the family: |
Dees
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Fri Aug-12-05 09:49 AM
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10. Maybe running rigged cock fights? |
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Fri Aug-12-05 09:50 AM
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11. Lots of late night forays to "gentlemen's"clubs |
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and family sponsored fund raisers...all fueled by his lust for Peruvian Marching Powder and Whiskey.
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Fri Aug-12-05 09:51 AM
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Fri Aug-12-05 09:52 AM
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13. Manager of a losing baseball team... |
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...and a closet drunk/cokehead dropping his daddy's name everywhere he goes, as if it mattered.
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Fri Aug-12-05 09:52 AM
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14. If He Hadn't Been Born Rich. . . |
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. . .his job would have included a paper hat and fryer gloves. The Professor
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Fri Aug-12-05 09:52 AM
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15. Baseball comissioner/celebrity golfer |
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the only two things he's qualified for.
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Fri Aug-12-05 10:01 AM
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18. Celebrity garbage hauler. |
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Edited on Fri Aug-12-05 10:02 AM by lonestarnot
On edit no, those people are too smart for his kind... he'd have to have a career all to himself... celebrity nose picker.
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Fri Aug-12-05 10:07 AM
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19. He'd be on the casting couch in Hollyweird |
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Trying out for "Rumplestiltskin Returns". Those ears belong on either an evil gnome, or are the beginning of donkey ears as he gets condemned to live forever on that island in "Pinnochio".
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Fri Aug-12-05 10:07 AM
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20. He'd be doing something similar to whatever his brother Neil is doing... |
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...what he'd be doing if he hadn't of been born into the Bush family might be the more interesting question.
My guess would be insurance salesman for a predatory company that only rakes in premiums and never pays on claims.
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Fri Aug-12-05 10:09 AM
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21. Homeless, drunk on his sorry ass, living on the street and .......... |
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Fri Aug-12-05 10:10 AM
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22. 6 feet under...drank himself to death1 n/t |
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Fri Aug-12-05 10:15 AM
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23. My all time favorite response to |
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this question which has come up before:
"Catcher for Benny Hinn."
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Fri Aug-12-05 10:50 AM
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24. Pimping for the Carlyle Group |
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like GHWB, or otherwise using family connections to make a lot of money doing jack $hit. Bushes don't work.
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