CAUTION!!! Briliunt emales frum the right

[growlypants]

*****WARNING: Extremely intelligent dialogue and higher thought***

Let me preface this by saying that I sent Ankarlo and Gallagher (both assholes) an email telling them that they were basically idiots and were begging for bad karma by sending busloads of garbage (protesters) down to Crawford to insult Cindy Sheehan and her fellow peaceful protesters. So these lowlife scum gave MY email address out to his listeners (all of whom, you will soon see, have a graduate degree from an Ivy League university). So I have decided to include their emails here on DU for a few laughs and to let you see what kind of SUPERIOR BRAIN POWER we are up against. I will ALSO include THEIR email addresses (just in case you wanna fire them off a note). Ready???? here we go!!!!

1)[e-mail] >

"Go suck a clit you fucking whore dyke bitch"

**WOW. That was powerful. I'm convinced....\George W. Bush IS great.

2)"Phillip Morrison" <[e-mail] >

YOU ARE AN IDIOT. ALL PEOPLE HAVE A FIRST AMMENDEMENT RIGHT TO SPEEK. IF
> SHEEAN WASN'T CONTROLLED AND USED BY THE HARD LEFT I WOULD SAY GOOD FOR
> HER SHE DOES HER SON DISHONER BY HER LYING AND WHO CONTROLLS HER. MY
> FAMILE HAS SERVED IN EVERY WAR THIS COUNTRY HAS FOUGHT AND WE HAVE HAD
> DEATH AND HORNOR IN MY FAMILY EVEN BEFOR THE REVEOLUTION OF 1776 AND WILL
> HAVE THE SAME IN THE FUTURE.
>
> I WILL DEFEND TO THE DEATH YOUR RIGHT TO SAY WHAT YOU WILL BUT FOR GOD
> SAKES I CAN'T HELP YOUR UNINFORMED INGORANCE. READ ,HEAR AND LEARN MORE
> THAN JUST WHAT THE LEFT SAYS THERE ARE BIGGER THINGS AT STEAK HERE.
>

*** I emailed THIS genius back and corrected not only his SPELLING but also his grammar. This guy is a real idiot. He then has his MOM email me back and she tries her best to insult me. Who in the hell has their MOMMY email someone to defend you. Idiot. I deleted her email by mistake, otherwise you can be SURE it would be included here.

3)"Lloyd Grier" [e-mail]

"Greetings my fellow Americans.

I would like to send a big MOTHERFUCK YOU to each and every single one of you anti-american, pro enemy, muslim loving traitors cuntbags. Fuck You.

Dittos Bitches,

Uncle Sam"

***Lloyd is very articulate.

4)"Allen Crawford" [e-mail]

Read your note to Ancarlo, Your wrong and must live in a different world than the rest of us.

5)"David Staples" [e-mail]

"SHO0VE YOUR KARMA UP YOUR TRAITOR ASS!!!!!!"


6)"Debra Skeens"(religious nut)[e-mail]

"Yo! Pitt... It's like this. Karma only 'happens' to non-beleivers, those not COVERED by the blood of Jesus. So Karma yourself right back into the pit of hell where you will probably burn for eternity. Talk about a REAL bummer!

And you're right again. What goes around comes around. The 'wishes' you have cursed at the Ankarlo's-- if I were you bud, I'd be praying for my OWN family, off that one! Doh!

Could you be any more deceived? And you seem to enjoy your ignorance. The Bible says better to remain silent and be thought a fool, then to open your mouth and prove it. Dang! You should be feeling mighty STUPID about right now."

**I like how she tells me that I must be feeling pretty stupid.

7)"Richard Mitchell" [e-mail]

"Reginald,
>
> I just read your letter to Darrell Ankarlo. You sure
> seem to have a lot of anger, but I'm not sure I
> understand it. I've never heard Darrell take anything
> away from the grief that Miss Sheehan has experienced.
> As a military dad, he simply disagrees with the
> actions she has taken in the name of her son (as does
> the rest of her family).
>
> So let me get this straight, Miss Sheehan has the
> right to peacefully protest, but if Darrell peacefully
> protests he deserves to have his family afflicted by
> death and suffering. And this would make you laugh.
> Hmmm. I'm not sure I see your logic. I guess you
> took a lot of time to think through your statements
> (though you might want to get a thesaurus and find
> another word for the profanity) so I'm sure in your
> world you must be right. By the way, what color is
> the sky there? How many moons are there?"
>
******I dont know where he gets the "Reginald" from but if thats what he wants to call me, knock yourself out. And what's all this jibberish about "moons"

8)"Tony Wilford" [e-mail]

"Ain't freedom of speech great? Remember soldiers died so you could curse another person and his family! Hope you feel good. God bless our troops!!!


Tony Wilford"

**I emailed him asking what freedom of speech were these guys dying for. He responded with the following:

"Our troops are defenders of our freedoms and of others around the world. DUH?"

****DUH????? So I emailed him AGAIN asking his exactly WHAT freedom they were defending in Iraq. I have yet to hear back.

[wtmusic]

1. There are bigger things at steak

[BlueEyedSon]

6. Oh, no... now I'm hungry! nt

[MrBenchley]

2. DEATH AND HORNOR IN MY FAMILY EVEN BEFOR THE REVEOLUTION

Do you think this dimwit meant "horror" or "honor"?

[Hubert Flottz]

9. He must play Amazing Grace on his honer Whoremonica!

He is one of the brighter freepers I can tell...


Edit: "Well Pawn My honer"!

[MrBenchley]

26. "I CAN'T HELP YOUR UNINFORMED INGORANCE"

You can just see this yobbo crouched by the radio, muttering "Ditto" to himself.

[Hubert Flottz]

32. I'd love to hear his grungy rendition of dixie on his little gop honer...

Probably gives him a little tiny gop bo?er. These idiots just invite people to laugh at their stupidity! * MORANS!!!

EDIT: I hope he ain't "STOCKING" us!

[MrBenchley]

33. LOL!

[Coexist]

19. death in his family?

is that a genetic thing? I sure hope I don't catch it. I would hate to have a history of death in my family. WTF?!!!!

[MrBenchley]

25. I blame Bill Clinton for everything, even back as far as the "reveolution"

If only Cindy Sheehan would go home, my grandfather and grandmother would arise from the grave again...

[Coexist]

27. Lol!

[JuniperLea]

3. DUH! - Snappy comeback there, huh?

Karma = You reap what you sow… some fundy needs to read her bible, and a dictionary.

Mebe thay caint spel cuz thay is so huked on foniks.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x4386333

I've given up arguing with these Kool-Aid swilling morons.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

4. How does one SHO0VE?

Or don't I want to know?

Get a Maine, Borans!! :silly:

[Burried News]

I think it's a Deliverance Thang. After you Shoove you experience

the rapture. Shoove=the final, ultimate, sodomitic, shove

[SalmonChantedEvening]

11. Damn! I just don't have the ears for the rapture.

Let alone a purdy enuf mouth...

I am so screwed :rofl:

[Burried News]

17. Found you some -

[SalmonChantedEvening]

21. I'm ready Lord!!

LOL thanks for the laugh! :)

:yourock:

[Burried News]

5. Forward them to Jerry Springer for his July 4th Patriots Special

Or maybe they could be read by Clint Black at the the Red State Party (over country) Victory Tour Pump Up.

Go Clint - Pimp me up, Cmon and Pimp me up, Pimp me up - you make a grown man sighayeaye - Never stop Never stop Pimp the slop.:puffpiece:

[BlueEyedSon]

7. It is sad that there are Americans who are so deluded by the

media propaganda.

[ClassWarrior]

8. The Bible says better to remain silent and be thought a fool...

...then to open your mouth and prove it??! WHOSE Bible? Actually I think that bit of dime-store philosophy came from a fortune cookie!

:rofl:

NGU.

[Catrina]

10. So after giving out that piece of advice

the moron goes ahead and opens his mouth!!!:rofl:

Oh man, these should be read far and wide. Randi Rhodes would have a ball with them. I hope they keep coming.

I think all Rightwing hate posts and emails should be put into book form under the title 'Bush Supporters Speak Out'. This would let normal Americans see who supports the Coward in Crawford. Where is he, btw?

Oh, and the moron gave out your email, but did he have the nerve to answer you himself??

Why can't Bush supporters spell? And why do they hate America so much?

[growlypants]

13. I shall forward them to Randi asap!

[Ilsa]

16. Abe Lincoln, I think, said it. Or will someone please correct me?

What amazes me is that if a quote sounds funny or intelligent, they immediately attribute it to the Bible. How strange.

[AntiCoup2K4]

30. If Abe Lincoln was alive today and saw what became of the Republican party

....he'd probably go to the theater again.

[AlabamaYankee]

22. Actually it's attributed to Abraham Lincoln

http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/29375.html

[moggie]

28. I knew it was Lincoln

And I'm a godless liberal and not American. How could a bible-thumping American patriot get that wrong?

[tenshi816]

12. I wrote to Gallagher myself a couple of days ago,

asking where he got his uniform and when his four grown sons were planning to enlist to fight the war he so enthusiastically supports. No answer back from him yet, but based on your experience, maybe I should get myself ready for some new (albeit temporary) pen pals from among Gallagher's adoring, subnormal fans..

[Catrina]

29. Did you enclose

enlistment forms and the addresses of their nearest recruitment centers?

I think he's only got about 50 fans, the busload he brought for that 30 minute visit to Waco which the rightwing media covered as if it was 'hugh', so maybe you shouldn't get your hopes up about gaining too many new pen pals!!

[WilliamPitt]

14. THERE ARE BIGGER THINGS AT STEAK HERE

This is hugh.

Is your last name Pitt?

[Burried News]

18. Stake, its' what's for dinars - Catapault the CONfusion.

[growlypants]

20. Nope. That's the genius of these emails. they call me about

10 different names. These are just a sampling of the emails I received. There are HUNDREDS of them. All of equal intelligence.

[Catrina]

23. Oh please, pretty please

post more of them!!

Couldn't Duers write a book, going around the Internet, picking up the 'briliunt and hily amoosing utterings of the far right'? Seriously, it could even be sold to raise funds for DU.

I read about a bunch of Reporters from Newsday who, just for fun, put together a pile of garbage (or they thought it was garbage) with no sequence, storyline or anything, to see if it sell if they gave it a title like 'Naked Came The Stranger'. The book became a best-seller!

Sounds like you have 'enuf' material in your inbox to get it started. The title would be fun to work on ~ 'Moosings on Y Mooveon and the traytor, Michael Moore supportors Hate AMerica furst'

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[pecwae]

15. Better than the Freeper quote

from around election time:

"Truth Be Demand!"

[anarch]

24. ummm...is that Skeens woman saying she bathes in the blood of Jesus?

WTF kind of religion is that? :scared:

[MindPilot]

31. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I know it's not right to point and laugh at the "special" kids, but I sometimes just can't help it!

I'd love to hear some more of the responses.