GOP minds its Ps and FAQs
Millionaire Republicans who've been losing sleep over the meaning of life and other mysteries can relax.
The Bush-Cheney '04 campaign has just issued a helpful "Frequently Asked Questions" memo to its New York fund-raisers:
Question: "Can I use my personal aircraft for campaign business?"
Answer: "No, you may not use your personal aircraft for campaign business. Corporate aircraft may be used, but only if each person boarding the plane pays the equivalent of a first-class airplane ticket."
Q: "Can I have a fund-raising cocktail party for my friends at a private club or hotel and pay for the party?"
A: "No. You may have them come to your house and treat them up to $1,000 in expenses per adult in the household without it counting against your $2,000 contribution limit."
Q: "Can I use my executive assistant to help with my fund-raising activities?"
A: "Any person can volunteer to help. Employees may volunteer a maximum of 1 (one) hour per week during working hours and an unlimited amount outside of the office."
http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/122104p-109802c.htmlOur work is cut out. Populism, anyone?