The Clenis as a movie villain:

[OrlandoGator]

The Terminator:
"Listen and understand. That Clenis is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead."

Star Wars:
"The Clenis is heavily shielded and carries a firepower greater than half the star fleet. It's defenses are designed around a direct large-scale assault. A small one-man fighter should be able to penetrate the outer defense."

The Godfather:
"Fredo - you're my older brother, and I love you. But don't ever take sides with anyone against the Clenis again. Ever."

Keep it going.

[Vogon_Glory]

1. The Clenis Would Have Been A Great Villain For Melodrama...

The Clenis would have been great fodder for melodrama or vampire movies. The hapless feminine co-stars would have caught by the Clenis' gaze, helplessly swaying as if entranced, and then (blah, blah, blah).

Maybe we'll see such an idiotic indie film coming to a theater in Freeperville sometime soon.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

2. A Few Good Men:

"You WANT me on that blue dress! You NEED me on that blue dress!"

:silly:

[OrlandoGator]

3. That's good stuff.

Pun? You decide.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

4. He said with distain...

*RUNS*

[OrlandoGator]

5. Maybe I should have said "goo stuff"

n/t

[SalmonChantedEvening]

6. Nah I get where you're com... n/m I'll stop now

;)

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

8. Or:

"The Clenis? You can't HANDLE the Clenis!"

[Touchdown]

7. Morpheus- "The Clenis is a computer fantasy world...

designed to shield the human race from the truth."
Neo-"what truth."
Morpheus- "That you are a slave, Neo."

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

9. - Open the pod bay door, Clenis!

- I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that. I know that you and Frank were planning to emasculate me.

- Where the hell did you get that idea, Clenis?

[OrlandoGator]

10. The Usual Suspects:

"What is the Clenis? It's supposed to be Turkish. Some say its father was German. Nobody believed it was real. Nobody ever saw it or knew anybody that ever worked directly for it, but to hear Ken Starr tell it, anybody could have worked for the Clenis. You never knew. That was its power. The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."

[dxstone]

11. Richard Dreyfuss: "This THING is like a perfect engine of--a killing

MACHINE. All it does is swim, and eat, and make little Clenises. That's ALL it does!"
Roy Scheider: We're gonna need a bigger boat."

[comsymp]

12. "It puts the..." -- Kidding

But also from SOTL, how 'bout

"Monica -- love your suit."

[OrlandoGator]

13. "It puts its lotion on the blue dress..."

n/t

[Proud2BAmurkin]

14. I coulda been a contenda.....if it weren't for the Clenis.

.

[OrlandoGator]

15. Kick.

:kick:

[OrlandoGator]

16. Final Kick.