The Chimp is Back -PIX->>>

[Stephanie]

After NINE DAYS in seclusion on his Waco Compound, the Chimp finally resurfaces. Before and After pix for your scrutiny. I really want to know what he was doing all last week.


AFTER:







President Bush is introduced by VFW Commander-in-Chief John Furgess before delivering his remarks at the Veterans of Foreign Wars' national convention in Salt Lake City, Monday, Aug. 22, 2005. Bush is taking a couple of days out of his vacation to deliver two speeches this week to reaffirm his plan to stay the course and not give up on peace and stability in Iraq. (AP Photo/Susan Walsh)


http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/050822/480/utsw10608221745


BEFORE:



US President George W. Bush, seen here 13 August 2005,

[tk2kewl]

1. It appears that he had his forehead ironed

[GreenPartyVoter]

2. *lol*

[sabra]

3. very shiny too! :-)

[kliljedahl]

4. Can you say "Botox" boys and girls?

[CottonBear]

15. He's been Botoxed. Remember how the Repubs ridiculed Kerry

during the campaign for reportedly having Botox injections?
Look at Hollywood actresses like Nicole Kidman: they have slighty bloated and puffy and very shiny foreheads. They don't move the upper parts of their faces because they're frozen by the Botox. It's a sure sign of Botoxing. Bush looks like crap with or without the Botox.

[leftofthedial]

10. or spackled

whew!

that's some bad Nip and Tuck

[tk2kewl]

18. Spackled! LOL!

:rofl:

[Roland99]

24. HA!!

[MuseRider]

5. EGADS!

That picture where he is shaking the hand of the VFW guy? He looks like he is just this side of Wonderland and ready to crack right up and drop over the cliff. Look out boys, he's gonna blow. :nuke:

[myrna minx]

6. W, did you put your head in the "shine-o ball-o"?

[tridim]

11. LOL!

:D Perfect!

[BlueJac]

7. Looks like some botox!

How can he use people like he does, the man has no shame.........he is just a liar!! :dem:

[jane_pippin]

8. Revealed: Bush is a cyborg and was fitted with a new head in Crawford.

(Brain not included)

*or*

Laura must have had a "Buy 2 Facelifts, Get One FREE!" card and tossed it his way.

[Flubadubya]

9. He really IS worried about his image, isn't he?

Sheez, he's even getting his physical appearance "glamorized" now. Maybe he thinks it will help sell his lies better. :puke:

[Mend]

13. he really worries about being compared to real men

the kind who go to battle (Kerry) or keep the peace (Clinton). He is so puny and inadequate.

[Avalux]

16. It's pathetic, ins't it?

He's obsessed with appearing manly and tough. He's just a big bully, hiding a wimpy crybaby inside.

[Generic Other]

12. The VFW hall must have been empty judging by tepid applause

Smae old same old from the chimp.

[stevedeshazer]

14. Commander Chrome-Dome Cuckoobananas!

The Coke® buzz must be back. :eyes:

[Blue_In_AK]

17. Botox?

[CottonBear]

20. Botox is a botulism poison injection that is used to reduce wrinkles

by temporarily paralyzing the facial muscles. Sounds fun, doesn't it? Look at Nicole Kidman's face now. Her forehead is puffy and shiny and does not move: a sure sign of Botox.

[Blue_In_AK]

22. Oh, yeah, I know what Botox is...

I was just speculating on the cause for the Chimp's revamped appearance. It seems pretty obvious to me, but it looks like they might have overdone it a bit.

[CottonBear]

25. That's what they've been doing to him for the last eight days. n/t

[turbo_satan]

19. Somebody Bondoed the sack of sh*t riding on his shoulders. n/t

[Hubert Flottz]

21. I've seen the dude in the second and third pictures somewhere.

Isn't that...

[Beetwasher]

23. He Had His Face Pressed

n/t

[Greeby]

26. Botox is a Botulin injection

Botulin can be used as a biological weapon agent.

Looks like we found the WMD after all

:think: