Use more plastic bottles!!!! Landfills have plenty of room!

[devilgrrl]

:sarcasm:

[Book Lover]

1. Put down the coffee, sister

Step away from the caffeine and take a few centering breaths. Your overuse of punctuation is a dead giveaway.

[ironman202]

2. in case of emergency, your landfill can be used as a floatation device

[JohnyCanuck]

3. Good idea, When peak oil hits

we can dig them up and expend more energy turning them back into oil again. :sarcasm:

[louis-t]

4. I've always said, every grade school child

should have to visit a landfill by age 10. They should understand where garbage goes. They should walk on ground that feels like plastic bags filled with water. They should see the hordes of garbage-eating seagulls, experience the stench, dustclouds and filth, and have the crap scared out of them by huge machines with traction blades sticking out of their monstrous tires. And I was 34 the first time I visited one.

[Moderator]

5. Locking

Flamebait.

DU Moderator