Ask Pat (Robertson)

[mzteris]

His website has an Ask Pat feature.......

I asked him about Thou Shalt Not Kill and assassinations....

http://cbn.com/700club/features/BringItOn/askpat.asp

[Bluzmann57]

1. Me too!

Demented...er great minds think alike. I bet he will not even acknowledge them.

[Jack from Charlotte]

12. Ask him if he thinks it's OK for a foreign gov't to try and kill Bush

if that gov't disagrees with Bush's policy since he said it's OK for The US to try and kill Chavez?

[mzteris]

38. good question.....

something like - he who lives by the sword, dies by the sword........

[arcane1]

2. done!

:evilgrin:

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

3. done and done! n/t

[terrya]

4. I asked him the same thing.

I asked what kind of Christian would advocate the assassination of another human being and how that jibes with that pesky "Thou shalt know kill" thing.

Thanks for the link. Let's deluge the site with some questions for ol' Pat. :-)

[NoSheep]

5. done.

-asked him if he thought god would forgive him or if he would be going to hell with many of the other fake christians I know.

[Stephanie]

6. kick and nominate

ha ha ha!

[Hubert Flottz]

7. I asked him... Which kinds of snakes have the biggest fangs

and if the preachers really do defang the snakes, before they make church members out of them?

[mzteris]

8. lol..............

[Wickerman]

9. Pat will be praying for you

and will probably smite a half dozen diamond mine workers out of anger.

[mzteris]

10. gag

his prayers I can do without!

Even when I was still "religious" I despised all televangelists. Money-grubbing bunch of ..................................

[roguevalley]

11. done

I told him I hope he goes to hell and all the Africans that he killed over his lust for money and diamonds are there to beat him unto eternity with shovels.

[berni_mccoy]

13. "Who Would Jesus Assassinate?"

That's what I asked him.

[mzteris]

14. Good one!

LOL.........

What are the freepers making of his comment? Anyone know? (I wouldn't go there if you paid me.)

[berni_mccoy]

15. And i signed it "Hugo Chavez"

LOL!

Haven't seen the freeper comments yet... but I'll look :-D

[mzteris]

16. oooo -

you're a badder - and braver man (person) than I!

[berni_mccoy]

22. They are completely wedged on this issue

There are some sane people there, but there are equally numbered INSANE people there.

Check out some of their responses:
(Here's the link if you dare: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1468574/posts)

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I agree with him 100%

2 posted on 08/22/2005 5:43:51 PM PDT by since1868
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Damn...

3 posted on 08/22/2005 5:46:33 PM PDT by darkwing104 (Let's get dangerous)
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I think we could get a few volunteers on FR. I would not shed a tear if this SOB got one between the eyes.

4 posted on 08/22/2005 5:47:04 PM PDT by satchmodog9 (Murder and weather are our only news)
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You say that like it's a Bad Thing.

5 posted on 08/22/2005 5:47:08 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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AMEN !!!!! In the late 1930's Churchill was asked what should be done about Hitler (this was BEFORE he had even invaded the Rhineland or Poland and was still rather weak). Churchill replied that you should pluck a weed before it ruins the garden. If the world had listened to Churchill, MILLIONS of lives would have been saved.

Chavez is a danger to this country and to the world.

6 posted on 08/22/2005 5:47:11 PM PDT by Impeach the Boy
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WHOOPS!!!!! This is a blooper the size of Godzilla. Pat Robertson really put his foot in his mouth on this one. Hugo Chavez is a horrible leader, but for a man of the cloth to be calling for an assassination is way off base.



9 posted on 08/22/2005 5:48:11 PM PDT by Clintonfatigued (Jeanine Pirro for Senate, Hillary Clinton for Weight Watchers Spokeswoman)
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"Chavez is a danger to this country and to the world."

Hey the Chicoms just love this guy! Oil anyone.



10 posted on 08/22/2005 5:50:13 PM PDT by Marine_Uncle (Honor must be earned)
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Only a complete idiot would say that publicly even if he believed it privately.



11 posted on 08/22/2005 5:50:32 PM PDT by Brilliant
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So Winston Churchill was a complete idiot for suggesting BEFORE the war the Hitler should be taken out?...millions died becuase he was not.

15 posted on 08/22/2005 5:51:42 PM PDT by Impeach the Boy
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It's a whole lot easier to have some of the covert operatives do the job and then get it over with.
It needed saying.


16 posted on 08/22/2005 5:51:49 PM PDT by SouthernFreebird
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I just find a hypocrisy between a man who claims to represent the Kingdom of Christ and the same man advocating assignation.

17 posted on 08/22/2005 5:52:09 PM PDT by Rebelbase ("Run Hillary Run" bumper stickers. Liberals place on rear bumper, conservatives put on front bumper)
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He pulls no punches.It often gets him in trouble.
But he does care.

18 posted on 08/22/2005 5:52:20 PM PDT by since1868
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I take it that unlike Liberia there's no diamond mines in Venezuela




19 posted on 08/22/2005 5:52:23 PM PDT by qam1 (There's been a huge party. All plates and the bottles are empty, all that's left is the bill to pay)
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"We have the Monroe Doctrine"

You have a good idea Pat but the Monroe Doctrine specifically warrants from meddling in the Western Hemisphere by European counties, not idiots like Chavez.


26 posted on 08/22/2005 5:54:32 PM PDT by HawaiianGecko (Liberals believe common sense facts are open to debate!)
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"a man of the cloth to be calling for an assassination is way off base."

My point exactly.

27 posted on 08/22/2005 5:54:38 PM PDT by Rebelbase ("Run Hillary Run" bumper stickers. Liberals place on rear bumper, conservatives put on front bumper)
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The left can go sing "Kumbaya" with the likes of Chavez and Castro all they want, it still doesn't change things.
Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
--Matthew 10:34

[mzteris]

26. Maybe SOME

of the freeptards have some saving grace (unless, of course, they are DU'ers in disguise - as they probably are. Lol)]

What is "Chicoms", btw?

The fundamentalists around here are very "pro-war". They believe in the whole sword and eye for an eye thing. Sad, really.

[Born_A_Truman]

35. Chart Info

Where did you find the chart you have in your post?

[berni_mccoy]

37. I Made The Chart

Using money.msn.com.

I just looked up the industry indexes and the Dow and plotted them together over the last 5 years. And voila, the reason for the Iraq war becomes apparent.

[K8-EEE]

17. Yeah Like Jesus Asked Them To Assasinate Ceasar?

What a fucked up view of Christianity they have. Check out the woo-hooing on the FR. Some are blatantly pro-assasination; others say it "shouldn't be said in public."

Bunch of hypocrites and psychos, they think violence can solve everything, no matter how much their glorious "liberation" shows otherwise...

[K8-EEE]

19. Link To Freeper Pro-Terrorism Posts:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1468574/posts?q=1&&page=1

[mzteris]

28. ewwwww,,,,,,,

do I really want to actually GO there??????

[progressoid]

33. Wow, there are some really intersting versions of the teachings of Christ

there. Yikes.

[mzteris]

27. Exactly.

If Jesus is their example, then why don't they realize he did NOT advocate violence and revolution?

The uses to which Jesus has been put would make him sick.

[maxsolomon]

18. why chavez & not hussein, kim, mugabe?

because we can?
because he's "leftist"?

[K8-EEE]

21. O-I-L!!

Black gold, Texas (in this case Caracas!) tea...

[mzteris]

24. pat would take out

all the gays and feminists, too, if he could.

[Ilsa]

20. I'll go ask him how that "pray for SCOTUS justices to die" thingy is

working for him. Seems like some bad karma came out of it with Reinquist getting so sick. Like their curses missed and hit the wrong justices.

[mzteris]

25. hmmmmmmmmmm.......

I wonder how he phrased that prayer.

Maybe he asked for the "bad" justices to - um - go to glory.

[Ilsa]

39. He was asking God to replace SCOTUS justices, initially

by impressing upon them to retire, but one way or another, retire them.

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

23. Asked....

Subject: You're in our prayers.

Text:

You are obviously one sick puppy. Advocating killing people, throwing "stones" at people different than yourself.

The people at my church decided that if there's a hell like Dante described, there's and extra special ring just for you.

You are a hateful, bitter man.

Shame on you for giving Christians such a bad name.

Signed Samuel L. Clemmons

[mzteris]

29. Wonder

what they'll think of all their special email?

Ok - who's gonna watch 700 club and see if we get read?

[ComerPerro]

30. I had a lot of questions for Pat

Dear Pat

My neighbor just got a new plasma TV. I know that I am breaking one of God's Commandments here, but I now find myself really envious of him and his new TV.
My question is: Since my neighbor has something I want, isn't it his fault that I am coveting his possession? Shouldn't he be punished?
And, since the end times are coming and Jesus will be here soon to smite all the non-believers, wouldn't it make things easier if I went ahead and killed my neighbor and stole his TV?

Thanks

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Dear Pat,

I would like some advice about converting a non-believer. He is someone I know very well, and he is always doing blasphemous things and taking the name of the lord in vain. It makes me uncomfortable to hear him speak. He says he is a man of God, but he acts like a man of the devil. He lies, he condones murder, and I know he used to drink excessively and use drugs, and he still might use them. But he won't respond to me. Do you think you could touch his heart? He is headed on a path of destruction, and I want to set him right. My friend's name is George W Bush. Could you please pray for him?

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Dear Pat

I would like to congratulate you on the Supreme Court vacancy. You prayed to god, and now several years later your prayer has been answered. I saw that you have prayed for more openings, and I know that your prayers will be answered.

I was wondering:

Could you do something similar for me? I know the lord is busy, especially since you have prayed for him to kill a Supreme Court Justice, but if he has the time could you ask him to "create a vacancy" at my place of business.

Thanks!

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Dear Pat

I am a college student, and as you may know times are tough, especially with the Democrats ruining everything. I haven't been able to find work, and don't want to enlist in the army (I'm not afraid, its just that I can better serve my President here at home).

Is there any way I can make enough money to live on quickly through the Bible?

I am wondering if you could offer me advice, because it seems that you have made a ton of money. How can I find enough suckers who are willing to believe that I talk to God, and how can I convince them to give me their money, as you have done?

Thanks


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[mzteris]

32. Excellent!

Keep those cards and letters coming, folks!

:rofl:

[phusion]

34. lol...

Excellent!

muwahaha

[PatrioticLeftie]

31. Done n/t

[proud2BlibKansan]

36. Great idea!

Can we recommend this for the DU activist corps?

[meganmonkey]

40. I put mine under the category "Heaven and Hell"

"Do you think you'll be going to hell when you die, now that you have called for the assassination of the elected leader of a sovereign nation? Or will you be forgiven, since you are only trying to protect your personal interest in the oil industry (which is clearly more important than the lives of millions of Venezuelans who live a much better life under this leader than an industry-friendly dictator installed by the US?)."

}(

[mzteris]

43. I asked for clarification

on the Ten Commandments - something like does Thou Shalt Not Kill not include assassination?

Maybe we should ask him about that lying thing now!

[TK421]

41. I asked him if he found it difficult going through life with a small dick

[mzteris]

44. LOL......... n/t

[Flubadubya]

42. This will appeal only to his (and Shrub's) ignorant base...

only the dimwit fuckages will accept that "we should go ahead and assassinate him" does NOT mean just what it says (exactly what Robertson said). Sheez, how dumb can they get? :dunce:

[mzteris]

45. pretty d@mn dumb, it seems...... n/t

[edbermac]

46. I just did...

Printed his original quote, told him he was no Christian and no better than a fatwa issuing Muslim cleric...

His site asks for your name and phone number so I said my name was Jack Mehoff and left the phone number of a local escort agency...I hope they call!

[mzteris]

47. too funny......

I doubt if they call, though -- shame..........

I wonder how many emails they've gotten from other people besides from here?

I would hope at least *some* of their "loyal listeners" take exception to this BS. But I probably hope in vain.