Craig3410
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Tue Aug-23-05 05:16 PM
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"In other news, Jesus has quit." |
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Seriously, it's appalling the kind of shit these fundies say in the name of god.
If there is a god, PLEASE smite these people.
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Tue Aug-23-05 05:19 PM
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1. The sooner the better. |
YOY
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Tue Aug-23-05 05:19 PM
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2. I'm curious just what a smiting would look like |
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God needs to get back into demonstrative action and show us.
:rofl:
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Tue Aug-23-05 05:30 PM
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Tue Aug-23-05 05:37 PM
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That's *Thor* smiting and he don't smite like Jehovah smites. It's a hammer vs. flaming sword thing.
How many smites did Jehovah smote if Jehovah smote smote smote....? Or something.
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Justitia
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Tue Aug-23-05 05:42 PM
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9. ahhh, I see, a flaming sword! |
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Tue Aug-23-05 06:34 PM
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14. Even though that's Thor it seems to be "pre-smite" and not "post smite" |
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By looking at that one would have to assume that being smote (?) has the same effect as being smacked upside the head with a flaming melee weapon.
So where's the divinity in that?
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Tue Aug-23-05 05:19 PM
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3. They will roast one way or another |
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It has been a real thorn in my side now for about a year. Since I started noticing that any lie will do for them any mean spirited nasty demonic thing. F them all, lying, moronic sacks of sh**.
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Tue Aug-23-05 05:25 PM
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4. Really! Where is that divine bolt of lightning when you really need it? |
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Tue Aug-23-05 05:38 PM
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Tue Aug-23-05 05:43 PM
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10. Excellent! If only God did his handiwork as promptly as you |
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Tue Aug-23-05 06:05 PM
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13. Incredible Sweet Justice! |
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Tue Aug-23-05 05:36 PM
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6. Yep,Jesus has left the building. |
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Tue Aug-23-05 05:45 PM
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11. Jesus to bloodthirsty Fundies: "Screw you guys- I'm going home!" |
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