Army Officer Begins Prayer Campaign To Win War On Terror

[sabra]

http://www.news4jax.com/news/4889308/detail.html

Army Officer Begins Prayer Campaign To Win War On Terror

TAMPA, Fla. -- A U.S. Army officer's 90-day prayer campaign to win the war on terror starts today and runs through Thanksgiving Day.

Maj. Danny Davis has served in Iraq and Afghanistan. He wants Christians to pray daily for terrorist leaders to be vanquished, peace and a safe homecoming for America's troops.

On his Web site -- MajorDavis.org -- he asks others to join him on "a focused, intense prayer campaign" and then "see what God will do."

According to his Web site, Davis was deployed Monday to Qatar.

[Beaver Tail]

1. I remember when i was in the army

The Chaplin told me that him being in the army was contradictory to the biblical teachings he recieved.

[BeyondThePale]

2. but, but, but...

what if Maj. Davis' opponents pray that the occupying army is vanquished?

Perhaps it will have to be referred to an even higher power--like Judge Judy

Just wonderin'

[Modem Butterfly]

3. Hands that help are better than lips that pray

[Larkspur]

4. Didn't Jesus say "Love your enemies?"

Love your enemies, bless them that curse you,
do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despite-fully use you, and persecute you;
(Matthew 5:44)

[Supersedeas]

7. the Neo-Conservative Jesus says vanquish intensely your enemy

However, you label the enemy and even if you created that enemy and even if you are mistaken about who the real enemy is.

Ooops, just vanquished a neighbor instead...must have been God's will.

[Hobarticus]

9. "Sayeth I, bring them on...while I hide back here" George 9:11

It's the Neo-Testament Bible, King Bush edition.

[Stuckinthebush]

5. Well, that ought to do it then!

:eyes:

[Solly Mack]

6. lolololololol tell him to shit in the other

lololololololololololololol

[sakabatou]

8. After 90 days, they'll be sorely dissapointed

[RethugAssKicker]

10. What an asshole