Definition of Henry Kissinger:

[A-Schwarzenegger]

1. Bag of miserable satanic pus.

[Cleita]

1. NAZI

eom

[G_j]

2. WANTED

FOR WAR CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY
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[Burried News]

3. Henry Kissinger - CONtortionist extrordinaire

Retainer of JP Morgan-Chase and the Saudi Oil Cartel
Synchophant for Richard Nixon
Supporter of Pinochet
Coconspirator in the assassination of President Allende
The ultimate weasal dealer
Republican Shill
The Allan Greenspan of Foreign Policy

[tigereye]

5. great cartoon!

it still amazes me how much he is honored, as if everyone has forgotten all the shit he sanctioned, suggested, encouraged.

:shrug:

[MisterP]

9. they forgot East Timor and Indonesia (both countries)!

[Burried News]

8. A man so flexible and so ammenable to kissing ass that it is said

that on several occassions he has been caught kissing his own ass. Pressumably by mistake?

In college he was a collegiate wrestler. He invented the pretzel move. When applying the move, both he and the opponent would get all twisted up. He would then bite the opponent in the balls, only to find they were his. At which point he would jump up and scream, pushing his opponents shoulders into the mat as he did so.

Some question the veracity of this story, claiming it is unlikely he has balls of his own. Others say there is no way he would ever let go of another man hugging him. We report you decide.

[not systems]

4. Senior Terrorist Statesman. n/t

[mitchum]

6. Ugly as shit murderous war criminal

[moof]

7. War Criminal Traitor