Freeperish Counter Protest "Caravan" Got Lost on I-40. Duh.

[elehhhhna]

Amarillo: Caravan After-Action Report
Same dirty old man ^ | 8/26/05 | Dirty old man in Panhandle


Posted on 08/26/2005 4:36:42 AM PDT by Coop


OK, just getting back from the rally in Amarillo. One word !


AWESOME !

The Easter bunny errr Jim Robinson was lost between NM and TX. They really did take a wrong turn in Albuquerque (bugs bunny voice). All the evidence points at the road signs being screwed up in Tijeras there Slim.....

Anyway I get there at 1700L and the word is they'll be late, 1900 or 1930L, so I see the opportunity to go burn a steak at the Big Texan. I arrive back at 1845L and the word is now 2030L....The Caravan is LOST on I-40 !?!?!? Who's drivin Stevie Wonder ?"

[tanyev]

1. Yeah, it's the road signs' fault.

Stoopid librul sign-makers.

:rofl:

[wtmusic]

5. It's Clinton's fault

Don't forget: everything, EVERYTHING wrong with the world.

[rurallib]

15. Clinton had a new road built there in 1996

knowing that this caravan was coming in 2005 and would take a wrong turn there.

[TK421]

22. Don't forget about Clenis

[KingFlorez]

2. Good!

Their too dumb to even get there, this means thier protest is even dumber

[Deep13]

3. 24 hour time makes me sound cool!

All evidence points to an idiot who can't read a map.

[Hobarticus]

9. Another military junkie gone amok...

What's the sit-rep?

[TwilightZone]

10. Military time.

That's their idea of supporting the troops.

[GregW]

16. That's a 10-4 rubber duckie ...

Cause we gotta little ol' convoy, rockin' through the night
Yeah we gotta little ol' convoy, ain't she a beautiful sight?
Come on an' join our convoy, ain't nothin' gonna git in our way
We're gonna roll this truckin' convoy, cross the USA
Convoy... Convoy...

[Richardo]

23. "I hope a burly E-7 is reading this!"

:rofl:

[DanCa]

4. Lol can we get some kinda web cam on that bus (nt)

[RoyGBiv]

6. What the !?!?!?

How do you get LOST between NM and Texas on I-40? It's the straightest, piece of road I've ever been on. There are no signs to follow. Stay on I-40. That's it. Geez.

[SammyWinstonJack]

41. Tough to do.

Morans!

[BurgherHoldtheLies]

7. Bwahahahahaha.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[DanCa]

8. No that's the cover story, the army recruiters scarred them away (nt)

[prolesunited]

20. That's probably the real reason

It would look really bad for these armchair warriors to not sign the enlistment papers.

[Generic Other]

46. Too funny! I think you are right

Chickenhawks to the back of the bus!!

:rofl:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

11. Darn those rotten road signs that say:

TEXAS IS EAST OF NEW MEXICO!!!

:eyes:

[GoSolar]

12. LOL!

:evilgrin:

[peekaloo]

13. Those damn "clean restrooms" signs fooked 'em up....again!

*old joke*

:-)

[DanCa]

14. Freeper Resturant sign : no shoes no shirt no problem

[rurallib]

18. Road sign said "TEXAS LEFT" so they decided to go home.

[jojo54]

21. OMG rurallib

That one is great!!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[DanCa]

24. Lol, do you know the dollar bill changers in cafeteria's

The freepers think there slot machines.

[Richardo]

26. That is hilarious, rurallib

:spray: :rofl:

[SammyWinstonJack]

42. LOL

:spray:

[charlie]

17. They're drunk

That'd be my excuse anyway, if I missed the biggest damn state in the lower 48.

[seabeyond]

19. funny funny,...... 1-40 really isnt that complicated

lol lol. actually pretty simple. wonder where they were wonderin. just keep heading south i guess. hm maybe really stopped at the indian reservation to do some gamblin. lets remember they hide those vices. bah hahahah. bennett. was bennett on the bus

[elehhhhna]

34. no but Melanie Morgan was & she's a "reformed" poker freak

who had CPS threaten to take her toddler away evidently for neglect.

I swear. Someone needs to greet her w/ a sign that says:

MELANIE: DON'T GAMBLE WITH MY CHILD'S FUTURE !

[seabeyond]

37. wow. isnt that a wow. on everyone of these shits, there is something

just another wow. and my liberal ass, that is unpatriot, unamerican, nonchristian,....ergo lacking in family values, have never had ANYONE threaten to take my child. further, in my house, it is clearly mama bear, and NO oNe had better mess with my children. lol. that includes my husband, wink

[seabeyond]

38. and the government, and the schools and the police and the

democrats, fundamentalist, or doctors. i mean no one. and especially, not my mother in law

guy i am so funny

[DoYouEverWonder]

25. Freepers in search of a lost cause

I was wondering what ever happened to ol' Jimbo. I had heard he was heading for Crawford and I figured he just chickened out, like he did during Vietnam.

[acmejack]

27. Sounds like a Liberal Conspiracy to me!

Damn Libruls moved the signs around just to disrupt the military precision with which the caravan was operating.

Actually that is not a bad idea, send them to or some other west TX garden spot. I nknow we have Amarillo DUers...

[goodboy]

28. I used to live in Amarillo. Where was the protest? and HOW THE

F*** can you get lost on I-40???? IT ONLY GOES TWO WAYS, and it's COMPLETELY STRAIGHT!!!!!!!!!

[seabeyond]

39. IT ONLY GOES TWO WAYS... and the sun either rises or sets,

these two ways. i am just laughing. bah hahahaha. evening time. wasnt even 12 noon

[goodboy]

50. it's really easy if you don't have your head up your ass! Guess they

should stay at home and be chickenhawks.

[kick-ass-bob]

29. Reminds me of Dumb and Dumber

when they try to drive to Colorado, and they stop somewhere and get back on the highway going the wrong way

:rofl:

[merh]

30. "Which way did they go, George?

"Which way did they go?"

:rofl: :rofl:

[Ganja Ninja]

31. Send out the minutemen to search for them.

Oh wait, they are the minutemen. Send out the National Guard! Oops too busy liberating Iraqi's.

[sakabatou]

32. *snrk*

[merh]

33. Lucy is waiting

[lonestarnot]

35. They are lost period!

[La Coliniere]

36. Can we say

misguided?

[bumblebee1]

40. Somebody failed to stop and ask for directions!!!

[charlie]

44. Someone drove off into the weeds, you mean

I-40 is a coast to coast horizontal line, runs right through the middle of Amarillo, where they were going.

[LSK]

43. ROFL

These people are so pathetic on so many levels!!! Wait till they get to a big city with a BYPASS!!!

:rofl:

[Ganja Ninja]

45. Let me apologize in advance for this offensive Texas joke.

I'm sorry.

OK here's how you get to Texas.
Go west until you smell shit. That's Oklahoma.
Then go south until you step in it. That's Texas.
:patriot:

[Jara sang]

47. They like to use military time... Whay don't they join up?

and go to Iraq?

[ck4829]

48. They better not end up at a Recruiting office!

:yoiks:

[MisterP]

49. coming this summer: "Morons of the Serengeti: Lost On the Llano"

[Horse with no Name]

51. It's a straight shot

How the fuck can you get lost?:shrug:
How do you take a wrong turn on a straightaway road?:rofl:

[Proud2BAmurkin]

52. FREEPTARD ALERT

:rofl: