Full Metal Chickenhawk...

[Crankie Avalon]

How tall are you, Private Chickenhawk?
Sir, five-foot-eleven, sir.
BUUUUUULLSHIT!!! I mean how tall are you when you're not in high heels, sweetheart!
High heels, sir?
THOSE SHOE LIFTS YOU'RE WEARING, NUMBNUTS!!!
Five-foot-nine, sir.
Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high. Do you think I'm cute Private Chicekhawk; do you think I'm funny?
Sir, no, sir!
Then wipe that disgusting smirk off your face.
Sir, yes, sir.
Well any fucking time, sweetheart!
Sir, I'm trying, sir.
Private Chickenhawk I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-fucking-seconds to wipe that stupid looking monkey's smirk off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you!
Sir, it's just my monkey's looking face, sir.
You know, maybe you're right. Hell, now that you mention it, it looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress.
Sir, yes, sir.
SOUND OFF LIKE YOU'VE GOT A PAIR!!!
SIR, YES, SIR!!!
I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you...

[steve2470]

1. And that guy is a real retired Marine too ! nt

[madrchsod]

2. bush would cry for his mommie the first time

lee would yell at him...hell anyone would!

[Mutley]

8. I know I would.

I almost want to cry for my mommy just looking at that picture. :rofl:

[BlueEyedSon]

3. He must be a stupid-ass BushCo supporter, or they wouldn't have let him in

[PleadTheFirst]

4. Hell, I can hear his voice in my head as I read that!

Too damned funny, Crankie. :)

[rkc3]

5. I swear it's not the crack talking -

but I can hear R. Lee Ermey's voice as I read this.

That would make one fucking funny SNL skit - if they had the balls to pull it off.

[Hobarticus]

6. Wonder what Staff Sgt. Ermy really thinks of this little tit-turd...

11 years in the Corps, eighteen months in 'Nam.

But, he's there, all gooey over him. Guess I answered my own question.

[pointblank]

10. Fromt the contortion of Ermy's mouth...

It looks like Bush is interviewing him to ....how can I put it politely...

[Hobarticus]

11. Easy! That's Gunnery Sgt. Hartman! He'll gouge out your eyes, and...and...

Well, you get the idea.

[pointblank]

14. I know, I know...

Sadly...he was so good in Full Metal Jacket but now it appears he is a douchebag....sigh.

[speedoo]

7. Seriously, it does not look like a friendly conversation.

Was the actor challenging the Coward? Are there any factual descriptions of the encounter?

[Mutley]

9. That's what I was wondering.

He's got this evil look in his eye and W looks like he's trying to duck away.

[Hobarticus]

13. I can only wish it were true...

This guy spent his young life serving his country, while Bush spent his drunk in Texas. What do you think he REALLY feels?

[Walt Starr]

12. R. Lee Ermy is a BIG TIME Bushbot Freeper type

Seriously, that's why I don't watch the asshole's show any more.

[Crankie Avalon]

15. Yeah, I know...

...but I still thought it would be funny to imagine someone as soft, sheltered, and candyassed as Bush going through Marine boot camp as it was so memorably rendered in Full Metal Jacket with Ermy's performance.