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Mon Aug-29-05 04:08 PM
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i saw where some of the pro-war activists were carrying such signs stating that Bush is God. since, i am not a Christian - does Christian Theology teach that God is a semi-literate, Chimpanzee ???
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Mon Aug-29-05 04:08 PM
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1. I don't believe in god n/t |
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Mon Aug-29-05 04:33 PM
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Mon Aug-29-05 04:09 PM
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2. According to the Baltimore Catachism |
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God is in you and god is in me. I suppose that means god is somewhere in George Bush too, but I think he exited the building with Elvis.
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Mon Aug-29-05 04:13 PM
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10. "If God is everywhere, is he in the toilet?" |
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(credits to Bongo/Matt Groening for that one)
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Mon Aug-29-05 04:34 PM
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Edited on Mon Aug-29-05 04:34 PM by DoYouEverWonder
but that's just because I believe god is light. Nothing more, nothing less and sometimes the light does shine on my toilet bowl with I leave the lid up.
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Mon Aug-29-05 05:03 PM
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25. Therefore Bush is Clapton?* |
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Mon Aug-29-05 04:10 PM
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4. Some Christians also believe that Bush was appointed by god. |
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As evidenced by a group calling themselves the Presidential Prayer Team. :puke:
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Mon Aug-29-05 04:10 PM
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God is a caucasian male. Blond hair, blue eyes. Just like his Son.
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Mon Aug-29-05 04:11 PM
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that must be news to God! Bet He's very surprised!
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Mon Aug-29-05 04:11 PM
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7. So if people who follow Christ are Christians... |
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what do you call people who worship and adore Chimpy? There should be another name for them.
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Mon Aug-29-05 04:12 PM
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Mon Aug-29-05 04:22 PM
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Mon Aug-29-05 04:12 PM
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8. It's the new theology of the quadrune god: |
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father, son, holy ghost, holy sh*t.
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Mon Aug-29-05 04:31 PM
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Mon Aug-29-05 04:13 PM
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11. Bush is a dog, you say? |
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Mon Aug-29-05 04:13 PM
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12. 10 Commandments . . . |
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Exodus 20:1 - 17 1st Commandment: I am the Lord your God; you shall have no other gods before me.
2nd Commandment: You shall not worship idols.
Those two pretty much rule out any chance that either Bush is God or that God anointed him his human replacement.
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Mon Aug-29-05 04:13 PM
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13. 10 Commandments . . . |
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Exodus 20:1 - 17 1st Commandment: I am the Lord your God; you shall have no other gods before me.
2nd Commandment: You shall not worship idols.
Those two pretty much rule out any chance that either Bush is God or that God anointed him his human replacement.
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Mon Aug-29-05 04:14 PM
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14. Bush is GOD-DAMNED!!!!!!!!!! |
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Mon Aug-29-05 04:17 PM
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Mon Aug-29-05 04:22 PM
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Bush and his followers have a new from of chrsitianity. It has nothing to do with the bible.
And it's hard to believe, but it's scarier.
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Mon Aug-29-05 04:32 PM
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19. I think Eric Clapton would have a few words about that! |
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Mon Aug-29-05 04:33 PM
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21. I'd like to see a photo of such a sign |
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Please, nothing would work more in our favor than a copy of such a sign. Please post a link to the pictures!
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Mon Aug-29-05 04:34 PM
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23. One Nation Under George |
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I've always thought this would make a great bumper sticker!
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Mon Aug-29-05 04:39 PM
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24. That would make him the "Golden Calf." |
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Seriously, did these "Christians" sleep through the Moses stories during Sunday school?
When Bush is around, be on the lookout for lightning bolts.
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Mon Aug-29-05 05:05 PM
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26. What they meant was... |
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Bush's mommy looks older than God!
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Mon Aug-29-05 05:13 PM
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27. Well if God's best cronies are in Saudi, then why the hatred toward Islam? |
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*sigh* Fortunately for me, I'm Athiest. If I believed in God, this thread would freak me the hell out. ;)
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Mon Aug-29-05 05:20 PM
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28. Again, where is a link to photos of these alleged signs |
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Wjhen I see it, I'll believe it.
Right now, it's looking like this is a bullshit claim.
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Mon Aug-29-05 05:35 PM
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29. Republican theology... |
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Bush v. God. Who wins? Trick question, Bush is God!
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