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Tue Aug-30-05 09:13 AM
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In my email this morning--after griping about the right wing spam |
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(I thought many of us could use something light before we start in for the day)
HOW MANY MEMBERS OF THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB??
(The NEW Version) Ten.
1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed;
2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed;
3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb;
4. One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of light bulbs;
5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the new light bulb;
6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner: Light Bulb Change Accomplished;
7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how Bush was literally in the dark;
8. One to viciously smear #7;
9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along;
10. And finally one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.
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Tue Aug-30-05 09:15 AM
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Tue Aug-30-05 09:19 AM
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Tue Aug-30-05 09:22 AM
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Next time I get an unsolicited wingnut mail, I have the counterblast all ready to go.
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Tue Aug-30-05 09:22 AM
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4. I collect light bulb jokes. |
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