Now lissen to this chord.....

[LunaSea]

[David Zephyr]

1. "There was a house in New Orleans"

Our president is a heel. Just an ass.

[Wickerman]

2. thank you

and a most disturbing chord it is.

[johnnie]

3. Thank you

Nominated...

[Tesla]

4. Something I never want to hear...

[Cooley Hurd]

5. I play guitar, and I have to ask...

..what fucking chord is he fingering???:shrug:

[3waygeek]

8. It's the "fuck you" chord...

back in college, I had a roommate from Texas -- when he flipped the bird, he bent his index & ring fingers just like * in the photo.

[TomInTib]

9. It's not a chord...he's giving us the finger again!

[rateyes]

22. Look, I can do it with my left hand, too! eom

[TroglodyteScholar]

11. Lookes like...

...someone taught him the "cowboy chord" (G) but he screwed it up and did 430004 instead of 320003.

On edit: Oh, were serious answers not allowed? ;)

[rateyes]

18. I was just about to say...

looks like the fingering of a G, one fret too far up. Fiddling while Rome burns!

[Dudley_DUright]

19. That is what it looks like to me

I just tried it on my own guitar and it sounds grating as hell (just like Bush).

[Sequoia]

6. How High's the Water Mama?

Two feet high and risin'
How high's the water, papa?
Two feet high and risin'
We can make it to the road in a homemade boat
That's the only thing we got left that'll float
It's already over all the wheat and the oats,
Two feet high and risin'
How high's the water, mama?
Three feet high and risin'
How high's the water, papa?
Three feet high and risin'
Well, the hives are gone,
I've lost my bees
The chickens are sleepin'
In the willow trees
Cow's in water up past her knees,
Three feet high and risin'
How high's the water, mama?
Four feet high and risin'
How high's the water, papa?
Four feet high and risin'
Hey, come look through the window pane,
The bus is comin', gonna take us to the train
Looks like we'll be blessed with a little more rain,
4 feet high and risin'
How high's the water, mama?
Five feet high and risin'
How high's the water, papa?
Five feet high and risin'
Well, the rails are washed out north of town
We gotta head for higher ground
We can't come back till the water comes down,
Five feet high and risin'
Well, it's five feet high and risin'

by Johnny Cash

[VOX]

7. "How high's the water, mama? Well, it's five feet high and rising..."

I feel badly invoking Johnny Cash and * in the same post. Cash was a great man. :thumbsup:

Johnny Cash
Five Feet High and Rising
Written by - John R. Cash
From - Songs Of Our Soil

How high's the water, mama?
'Two feet high and rising'
How high's the water, papa?
'She said it's two feet high and rising
But we can make it to the road in a homemade boat
'Cause that's the only thing we got left that'll float
It's already over all the wheat and oats'
Two feet high and rising

How high's the water, mama?
'Three feet high and rising'
How high's the water, papa?
'She said it's three feet high and rising
Well, the hives are gone, I lost my bees
Chickens are sleepin' in the willow trees
Cows in water up past their knees'
Three feet high and rising

How high's the water, mama?
'Four feet high and rising'
How high's the water, papa?
'She said it's four feet high and rising
Hey, come look through the window pane
The bus is coming, gonna take us to the train
Looks like we'll be blessed with a little more rain'
Four feet high and rising

How high's the water, Mama?
'Five feet high and rising'
How high's the water, Papa?
'She said it's five feet high and rising
Well, the rails are washed out north of town
We gotta head for higher ground
We can't come back till the water goes down'
Five feet high and rising
Well, it's five feet high and rising

[DoYouEverWonder]

10. Someone else just named it the NOLA Bay G Chord

n/t

[raysr]

12. Fool on the Hill

Day after day alone on the hill,
The man with the foolish grin is keeping perfectly still,
But nobody wants to know him,
They can see that he’s just a fool,
And he never gives an answer,
But the fool on the hill
Sees the sun going down,
And the eyes in his head,
See the world spinning around.

[BrightKnight]

13. It looks like he is flipping us the freebird chord. -- n/t

[johnnie]

14. Kick

This needs to be on the front page. Nominate please.

[annabanana]

15. nominated...

[Mabus]

16. "This land was your land, this land is my land..."

:crazy:

[jackstraw45]

21. LOL

:rofl:

[Wheezy]

17. May I borrow that photo to post on my blog?

[LunaSea]

29. sure.

Snag it and move it somewhere, my server space is tight.
I'll leave it up as long as I can.

[AuntiBush]

30. Aw, Jeez! His Tongue's Comin' Thru Her Ear!

And look at the tip. It looks like a serpent!:yoiks:

[Wheezy]

35. Thanks.

it'll be at http://callmemara.blogspot.com/ if you miss it.

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

20. Well done.

[carpetbagger]

23. Let me guess...

S S S S E S S S S S S E S S S E. S E. S E. S E.
|-/8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8s10-10-10-10\-0-0-|-5-3--5-0--5-3--5-0----|
|-/8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8s10-10-10-10\-0-0-|-5-3--5-0--5-3--5-0----|
|-/8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8s10-10-10-10\-0-0-|-5-3--5-0--5-3--5-0----|
|-/8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8s10-10-10-10\-----|-5-3--5-0--5-3--5-0----|
|-----------------------------------|-----------------------|
|-----------------------------------|-----------------------|

"Uncle Dick told me, George, them levees don't need no fixin', ain't no hurricane gonna hit so long as Reverend Robertson keeps prayin' 'em away."

[Tin Man]

24. I like it !

Nice work!

[Judi Lynn]

25. It's wonderful seeing yet another of his accomplishments.

It's no wonder he's king of the world. I'm sure he's the one who taught John Kerry the guitar, too.

[dxstone]

26. Yeah, and the lyrics are REALLY telling...

[AuntiBush]

31. I honesly logged in just to post to your photo!

It's a Winner!!!!!

[Tin Man]

33. Bahawaha !!!

"War is all you need" - LOL.

[byronius]

27. Thanks For The Distraction

to my Corporate Benefaction
My Rear Was In Retraction
Until You Came Along...
(Sing along!)
Ohhhhhhhhhh -- Vacation All I Ever Wanted
Vacation Had To Get Away...

[PatrioticLeftie]

28. It's just what he'd do n/t

[Naysayer]

32. Someone needs to photoshop that g-chord to the second and third frets

Chimpy McHalliburton is playing nonsense.

[newyawker99]

42. Hi Naysayer!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[driver8]

44. I was thinking the same thing...

"I'm proud to be a 'Murkan"...

[Stuckinthebush]

34. What an insecure f*ck

He even has a presidential seal on the guitar.

God that guy is a prick.

Look at me! I'm the president! I'm the king! You all suck!

Fuck him.

[Naysayer]

36. Are you aware that the picture is a photoshop?

[jackstraw45]

37. Are you aware of this photo?

Notice the seal. Notice the guitar. This was taken today.

[Naysayer]

38. My bad, I had only seen the photoshop.

What a jackass. Nest thing you know he'll have shoes with "prez" stiched on them.

[AuntiBush]

39. Creepy! Almost Looks Like that Thingy Comin' Out of His Mouth, Again.

[Usrename]

41. ROFLMAO seen this a couple times and missed it . thanx n/t

[PDittie]

40. He's just getting on with his life

Because as we all know, some people are made to suffer and some people aren't.

[driver8]

43. "Do y'all think I look like Toby Keith"??

"Now watch me strum this here gee-tar."

What a fucking asshole.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

45. Well, since my braincells left me..

I'm draggin us all to hell
I'm living it up on Stupid Street
At Heartless Hotel

I'm feelin no mercy baby
I'm feelin no mercy baby
I'm feelin no mercy, that's no lie.

:grr:

[HughBeaumont]

46. You know what King Assrape the Second is singing . . .

If it keeps on rainin', levee's goin' to break,
If it keeps on rainin', levee's goin' to break,
When The Levee Breaks I'll have no place to stay.

Mean old levee taught me to weep and moan,
Mean old levee taught me to weep and moan,
Got what it takes to make a mountain man leave his home,
Oh, well, oh, well, oh, well.

Don't it make you feel bad
When you're tryin' to find your way home,
You don't know which way to go?
If you're goin' down South
They got no work to do,
If you don't know about Chicago.

Cryin' won't help you, prayin' won't do you no good,
Now, cryin' won't help you, prayin' won't do you no good,
When the levee breaks, mama, you got to move.

All last night sat on the levee and moaned,
All last night sat on the levee and moaned,
Thinkin' about me baby and my happy home.
Going, going to Chicago... Going to Chicago... Sorry but I can't take you...
Going down... going down now... going down....

And Cheney and Rove laugh their asses off. Like they give two shits about powerless dead people in NOLA.