Taking (virtual) bets - does he mention Iraq during his "speech" at 5?

[DancingBear]

If so, when?

Does he equate NO with 9/11?

Does he mention the National Guard?

Does he fall down?

[deadparrot]

1. If he does, chances are good that I'll be thowing something at my TV.

:grr:

[TornadoTN]

2. I think he will mention them both

And then connect them both together, saying that it is our duty as Americans to take care of both.

Twisted, sick logic.

I don't give a damn what he or his administration say, he has blood on his hands in all of this. We knew this could happen and they did nothing, they took the money away and sent it to Iraq.

[Proud2BAmurkin]

3. No fucking way he'll do that even as fucking stupid as he is

nt

[MuseRider]

4. Oh yeah,

and the scene at my house will begin to resemble "Mars Attacks" briefly after he begins.

Ack Ack BOOM!

Not gonna bet you DB, no way.

[progdonkey]

5. oh, PLEASE let him mention the lack of NG and talk about "Sacrifice" n/t

[Guckert]

11. I bet those NG troops are pissed having to be in Iraq instead of with

their families right now??? Can you imagine the stress over there right now. Poor bastards.

oops Spelling edit

[Redstone]

6. 9-11, 9-11, turraists, 9-11, 9-11, Gawd, 9-11, turraists, 9-11, Gawd,

Interlaced with blather about how I'm going to do this, I'm going to do that, I'm going to do the other thing.

No fucking way am I listening to that drivel.

Redstone

[Jacobin]

9. Okay, are you his speech writer?

:hi:

I think you have an advance copy of the speech. It's perfect. Don't change a thing!!

[Guckert]

14. You forgot "Freedom and Liberty"TM.

[ironflange]

17. You also forgot "nucular"

[SammyWinstonJack]

20. Hmm, "It's Hard Work"

I won't be listening either.

[bluethruandthru]

7. Wouldn't it be nice

if bush could show as much concern about the welfare of the citizens of the United States as he does about the people of Iraq?

[Guckert]

8. My Bet. "Remember how we pooled together after we were attacked on 9/11"

He may even add "...by the Iraqis and Saddam" :sarcasm: Not Funny.

[pauldavid]

10. He will use freedom, 9/11, and iraq for sure

something like "America grieves for the victims of this devastating tragidy....But as we learned after 9/11 Americas courage and determination to be free is not easily overcome... We will work to secure and rebuild the nations our oil infrastrucute...that why we have to stay the course in iraq ... freedom ... oil ... iraq .... 9/11 ... goodnight and god bless"

[pauldavid]

22. I was wrong.

Amazing really.

[ReadTomPaine]

12. He's incapable of speaking without that word coming out of his mouth.

I'll take that bet. But will it be "E-Rock" or "Eye-Rack"?

[Beausoir]

13. Of COURSE he will!

Less than 1 minute in is my guess.

[rateyes]

15. Will talk about gas prices....

how he's gonna release oil reserves..cause I care about you (and Halliburton) ...got to secure Iraq so that OBL doesn't get his hands on Iraq's oil...got to drill in ANWR...got to "stay the course" (on our way to hell--my edit)---God bless the people in the RED states of AL, MISS, LA--(Why is it freepers saying NO getting punished for being "sin city"--why is Biloxi and Gulfport and Mobile and points in between being punished--maybe for voting for *)---One thing about it--anyone who knows the truth, if they listen to the speech, will not be able to hold down their lunch and/or supper tonight. Then, when he's finished speaking, he'll probably go take a ride on his mountain-bike. Or go play a little guitar. "I'm a pickin' and a grinnin'"

[Davros]

16. Maybe he'll snack on a pretzel...

..right before the speech. We all know the luck he has with pretzels. Oh and talking/riding his tricycle at the same time :)

[rateyes]

18. Welcome to DU, and,

if he does eat a pretzel...I hope...well, you know!

[MN ChimpH8R]

19. The Chimperor will mention both Iraq and 9/11

Those are his only talking points. One bungled disaster after another on the watch of the Moran Prince. He probably won't actually fall down, though.

Side bet - will he grin like a foolish ape when talking about NOLA?

[Gelliebeans]

21. I say he mentions

9-11 three times and will tout homeland security 8 times in his short speech from the WH rose garden no less.

When I read that he is going to have the press conference from the rose garden the first thing that came to my mind was how inappropriate that was as a prop. Since his second term he has not bothered to conceal what a callous bastard he is.