Bush: Don't Buy Gas If You Don't Need It

[Tony_FLADEM]

What?

:wtf:

[NYC Liberal]

1. Why the hell would you buy gas if you didn't need it?

[Telly Savalas]

5. Collect it like stamps or baseball card perhaps?

[buddysmellgood]

18. Is huffing a need?

[TornadoTN]

2. I Buy Gas At $3.29 just for the hell of it Chumpy!

It might have been meant towards "hoarding", but with this brain-dead moron, you know he was thinking about people that just rode around filling up at gas stations for fun.

[cvoogt]

3. i guess some people buy gas for fun?

or maybe they collect gas as a hobby?

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

4. You mean get rid of that oversized SUV if you don't need it?

[PoliticallyUncorrect]

7. Well well Johnny FUCKIN Trapizona!

Isn't that obvious?

[etherealtruth]

WTF

The best a cognitively impaired louse ridden inbred chimp could do.

As "good" as his disaster relief plan.

[Hubert Flottz]

6. He needs to park AF-1 so we don't have to buy the shit we don't

need then!

[geckosfeet]

8. Earth to shrub - our infrastructure is dependent on fossil fuels. n/t

[Canuckistanian]

9. Typical pusher mentality

Get you hooked on the stuff, encourage you to use it or even waste it, then, when supplies are low, tell you you'd better cut back.

[Bouncy Ball]

10. Well goodie goodie goodie.

Would he like to care to explain how to get to work and the grocery store if you have NO PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION WHERE YOU LIVE?

[AnnieBW]

11. Hail, Prince of the Obvious!

To quote Dominar Rygel XVI.

[Synnical]

12. And Jeb is saying "don't hoard it"

http://www.theledger.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20050901/NEWS/509010378/1039

Florida Gov. Jeb Bush's office was busy Wednesday dismissing rumors that the governor had ordered a rationing of gasoline. The governor urged Floridians to car pool and turn up their thermostats to conserve electricity.

"You are going to see shortages of gasoline. I'm telling you right now, and there's not much we can do about it," the governor said. "People should not hoard. Be sensitive to your neighbors."

[Halliburton]

13. well duh. I don't buy gas if I don't need it!

[uppityperson]

14. Wow, I hadn't thought of THAT. Thanks georgey.

[KAZ]

15. The base won't like that statement.

No sir-ee Bob. But wait. The base is leaving him. Has anyone had the stomach to listen to Savage lately? The signs of "turning point" are everywhere, which means big trouble.

[cornermouse]

16. Don't buy gas if you don't need it?

What is that supposed to mean? :shrug:

[gollygee]

17. Don't breathe air if you don't need it, and don't drink water if you don't

need it.

[VIHMH5L50P]

19. THERE HE GOES AGAIN, AD-LIBBING...

Probably got a call from Rove after that one.

[expatriate]

20. Hell, I was gonna buy some

and put it in a brandy snifter and light it on fire and dance around it buck nekkid, singing Oh Blah Di, Oh Blah Dah.

Any minute, I swear, he's going to say "let them eat cake" (with apologies to the shade of Marie Antoinette, who never actually said that).

Heartless, brainless monster - he's like that urban legend Kentucky Fried Chicken that has no head.

[tlsmith1963]

21. Stuff it, Bush

And while you're at it *Get the Hell out of my Galaxy"! (to quote a line from Babylon 5).

Tammy

[many a good man]

22. Why oh why oh why

do we have the studpidest fu@#ing idiot on the face of this Earth for our president???

Why are we still surprised at the stupid things that come out of his mouth?