Free Republic Post Encourages Donating Bibles for Refugees

[smartvoter]

I'm not making it up. My jaw nearly hit the ground.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-religion/1475189/posts

[gollygee]

1. What a great idea! Instead of sending money, spend it on bibles

and send those! That'll help lost more than money or drinking water or food or medical supplies!!

:sarcasm:

[happynewyear]

2. hey why not?

They'd make excellent toilet paper! :grr:

:kick:

[GreenPartyVoter]

4. I was thinking

the same thing.


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[Ladyhawk]

29. So was I. :D

[Ioo]

3. If you tie a bunch together, you can walk on water. (nt)

[Beaverhausen]

5. they do need toilet paper

did I just say that?

[Mutley]

6. At least one of them knows how ridiculous that is...

To: sionnsar

I think they'd rather have food, water and clothing at this point.

3 posted on 09/01/2005 5:12:03 PM PDT by AlaskaErik (Everyone should have a subject they are ignorant about. I choose professional corporate sports.)
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[NYC Liberal]

7. Well....they can use them to make fires

[sarcasmo]

8. ASSHATS, I say, ASSHATS.

[Cleita]

9. Well if they are made out of parchment and leather, I

guess you can boil them and eat them.

[Mr_Spock]

10. Yeah, made of toilet paper or bread and turkey

Otherwise I think it should be SHOVED DIRECTLY UP THE FREEPERS SORRY FUCKING ASS.

[xray s]

11. yeah...they'll highlight Revelation

see...god is killing you as part of the plan.

[Guaranteed]

27. "Mmmmmm....apocalicious..." nt

[Norwood]

12. they may die from dehydration

but at least they'll be saved! And thats the greatest gift of all!
Praise Jesus!!!!!!!

:sarcasm:

[Liberal Veteran]

13. Maybe if they pray hard enough, God will send mana from heaven....

....and angels to airlift the survivors to safety?

[mattclearing]

14. Posts 10 and 11 made me laugh so hard I had to recommend this. n/t

[Field Of Dreams]

15. Is that part of a high fiber diet?

Haven't seen bibles on the food pyramid but maybe that's new since I checked it last.

[B Calm]

16. Will they include a water tight zip lock bag?

[applegrove]

17. Maybe they can eat them.

[Horse with no Name]

18. Methinks they need to keep them for themselves instead of handing them out

If they would read them instead of donate them they might figure out they are on the wrong side.

[neuvocat]

19. Feeling guilty? Send bibles!!!

Why part with your hard-earned money you have to put in your SUV when you can just give the gospel?

:sarcasm:

You just have to wonder how they figure people will be receptive to reading the bible after they've had to deal with feces piling up in the Super Dome.

[Bouncy Ball]

20. No.

Freepers need to keep their Bibles, open them up, and actually read them.

You don't give Bibles to people dying of dehydration. YOU GIVE THEM FUCKING WATER!!!!

[jane_pippin]

21. Did they eat all the loaves and fishes themselves? n/t

[stepnw1f]

22. They Truly are Evil

hollow, selfish, self-centered wack jobs.

[proud2BlibKansan]

23. How clueless can a person be?

I think we know the answer now.

[spanone]

24. They make a great sandwich

[really annoyed]

25. Um, how about money?

I think the refugees are in desperate need of food and water at the moment.

[Bumblebee]

26. yes, they can use them as pillows, floats, bricks to build new homes with

that's exactly what they need right now

[LTR]

28. If you close your eyes and concentrate real hard...

...it'll taste like steak when you try to eat it.

I can't wait to hear from freepers who were actually affected by the chaos down around the gulf.

[ck4829]

30. Yeah, and if I said "Send Qurans", they would call me a terrorist

Crazy world we live in.

Send aid, not ideology.