Ever notice how Larry King is ALWAYS well-liked by ALL of his guests??

[ClusterFreak]

Ever wonder why? Cuz he fellates them, one and all....if Osama Bin Laden was sitting in the guest's chair across from Larry, Larry would ask him stuff like "Why do you think people are afraid of you??" or "What's the biggest misconception people have of you, Osama?" Then, during a commercial break, Larry would lean forward and tell Osama he'd be happy to m.c. that fundraiser for him, coming up on so and so day, etc......Larry butters his bread - this week it's been Haley Barbour, Michael Chertoff, Bill Frist for example - before he sips his tea.

Go snap your suspenders you fossilized, vulture-postured, beady-eyed prick.

[brentspeak]

1. "Vulture-postured" LOL!

[XanaDUer]

2. HE slipped and called him "Michael"...

Then he told the crying woman who was on her last night at a motel (ran out of money) who was looking for her family (some members did not evacuate) to, "hang tough"...

[sundog]

3. ok, that was this first time i laughed on here today

"Go snap your suspenders you fossilized, vulture-postured, beady-eyed prick."

[ClusterFreak]

9. Glad I could be there for ya!!

:toast:

[Maven]

4. Did you see him talking to that woman holding pics of her family?

He was so uncomfortable trying to muster a sincere sentiment to leave her with and ended up awkwardly muttering something about there being "a silver lining." I wanted to puke.

But wait till some hateful GOP cur comes on the air and all of a sudden he's a smooth talker.

Sycophantic, beady-eyed prick, indeed.

[XanaDUer]

6. Yeah, and he told her to hang tough.

:puke:

[ClusterFreak]

12. Surprised he didn't drag out Li'l Orphan Annie to sing "Tomorrow'!!

[RSchewe]

5. If you see a documentary called "Spin" you will see why.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114512/

[ClusterFreak]

7. I'll have to check it out. Thanks!

:hi:

[LisaL]

8. I can just see him talking to Osama-

"why are you so misunderstood?"
:sarcasm:

[Zenlitened]

10. I dunno. I just had the misfortune of tuning in as he told a woman...

... who was missing 5 relatives in New Orleans that "There's always a silver lining."

She was sobbing with grief at the time.

Bet he's a real hit at funerals. :(

[Brundle_Fly]

11. I have to ask

wtf is with the tie and suspenders tonight, he's really outdone himself.

its like he was dressed by a clown..

[ClusterFreak]

13. An assclown, no doubt.

[Beelzebud]

14. Pimps get along fine with their whores.

Larry being the whore.