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Skip Intro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-01-05 09:50 PM
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Well, I let them have it again - my reply to a sick repuke email chain:
At least I think I let them have it.

This particular woman was my real estate agent for a short time. She put me on her email list - about a hundred now, mostly rw zombies, and I've responded before to their bush-worship (with Iraq, I just sent pictures). But this one, especially with what's unfolding now, how clear the lines of separation are in this nation, I thought I'd share.

theirs:
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Subject: The Little Red Hen - Modern Version

Once upon a time, on a farm in Texas, there was a little red hen who scratched about the barnyard until she uncovered quite a few grains of wheat.

She called all of her neighbors together and said, "If we plant this wheat, we shall have bread to eat. Who will help me plant it?"

"Not I," said the cow.

"Not I," said the duck.

"Not I," said the pig.

"Not I," said the goose.

"Then I will do it by myself," said the little red hen. And so she did; The wheat grew very tall and ripened into golden grain.

"Who will help me reap my wheat?" asked the little red hen.

"Not I," said the duck.

"Out of my classification," said the pig.

"I'd lose my seniority," said the cow.

"I'd lose my unemployment compensation," said the goose.

"Then I will do it by myself," said the little red hen, and so she did. At last it came time to bake the bread.

"Who will help me bake the bread! ?" asked the little red hen.

"That would be overtime for me," said the cow.

"I'd lose my welfare benefits," said the duck.

"I'm a dropout and never learned how," said the pig.

"If I'm to be the only helper, that's discrimination," said the goose.

"Then I will do it by myself," said the little red hen. She baked five loaves and held them up for all of her neighbors to see. They wanted some and, in fact, demanded a share. But the little red hen said, "No, I shall eat all five loaves."

"Excess profits!" cried the cow.

"Capitalist leech!" screamed the duck.

"I demand equal rights!" yelled the goose.

The pig just grunted in disdain.

And they all painted "Unfair!" picket signs and marched around and around the little red hen, shouting obscenities.

Then a government agent came, he said to the little red hen, "You must not be so greedy."

"But I earned the bread," said the little red hen.

"Exactly," said the agent. "That is what makes our free enterprise system so wonderful. Anyone in the barnyard can earn as much as he wants. But under our modern government regulations, the productive workers must divide the fruits of their labor with those who are lazy and idle,"

And they all lived happily ever after, including the little red hen, who smiled and clucked, "I am grateful, for now I truly understand,"

But her neighbors became quite disappointed in her. She never again baked bread because she joined the "party" and got her bread free.

And all the Democrats smiled. 'Fairness' had been established. Individual initiative had died, but nobody noticed; perhaps no one cared.....as long as there was free bread that "the rich" were paying for.

Bill Clinton is getting $12 million for his memoirs.

Hillary got $8 million for hers.

That's $20 million for memories from two people, who for eight years, repeatedly testified, under oath, that they couldn't remember anything.

IS THIS A GREAT COUNTRY, OR WHAT?
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my reply:

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You know, there really is a moral to this "little red hen" story.



It seems to be, "I made mine, get your own."



That's not new, its a classic republican attitude.



When is the last time



- you heard a republican call for a higher minimum wage?



- you heard a republican call for a war on poverty?



- you heard a republican call for full funding for Social Security?



- you heard anything about actually doing something for the less fortunate from a republican?



You haven't ever heard any of that stuff from a republican, have you.



Yet they're all too quick to point out how God is on their side.



Oh, lets post the Ten Comandments at every doorway in the nation, while little emporer bush spills another ton of blood - innocent Iraqi and American National Guardsmen- in his little un-needed and unjustified quagmire, resulting from an attack on a nation that had nothing to do with 9*11, and was no threat to us.



The blood of tens of thousands are on his hands from that continuing savagery, and on the hands of those who still support his lies, sacrificing our troops and Iraqi innocents to cover his ass.



Tho Shalt Not Kill my ass.



Sanctity of life my ass.



Tell about Godliness, while the moron some you support hands over chunks of the US Treasury - OUR money/THE PEOPLE’S money - to his pals at Halliburton to rebuild the destruction he continues to visit upon that nation.



Tell me about who Jesus would bomb next.



Tell me about who Jesus would let go needy while rich friends wallowed in their greed.



And then comes this little red hen crap.



Oh the evil Democrats want to care for the needy. What a damn crime.



I really hope, to all that this applies, that God does visit a day of judgement upon this sad human race, and I hope that each of us, espeically those in our "W" -sticker covered suv’s, get to answer for his or her selfish, egotistical, and oh so hypocritical actions.



And I'm watching on the tv the desperate people in New Orleans and other gulf residents.



And I'm hearing the bush admin say "they chose to stay there."



CYA in full mode, once again.



No, they didn't choose to stay, they had no way to leave.



THEY’RE POOR!

NO WAY TO LEAVE!

LOOK THESE PEOPLE IN THE FACE!





What would Jesus do with them?



I guess he'd run around like the little red hen, worried more about his own damn $$$ than people's lives.



If only it had been some white woman in a vegitative state, frist and hastert would hold a special session of congress to intervene, and bush would interrupt his 5 week vacation to sign some holy proclaimation.



My God, the hypocrisy of the right is sickening.



greed-driven hypocrites do not do this nation well, nor its people well



I cannot imagine the eventual shame of what has become the republican party.

Words leave me.
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I can't wait for the replies.
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against all enemies Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-01-05 09:52 PM
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1. You're kidding me right? Like I have time to read this bullshit?
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Skip Intro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-01-05 09:55 PM
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3. ?
don't have time to read it, don't read it

what's the problem?
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Rude Horner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-01-05 09:59 PM
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7. Then don't read it!
The person posts something, and you attack them because you don't feel like reading it?

It's a fucking message board. You read what you want and ignore what you don't. But there's no reason to attack the person just because you don't feel like reading it.
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Der Blaue Engel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-01-05 10:02 PM
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11. Uh, obviously you just read it of your own volition
What's the problem? How is giving repukes a dressing down for their hypocrisy bullshit?
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ornotna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-01-05 10:13 PM
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16. You're kidding me right? Like I have time to reply to this bullshit?
Jeez, I guess I did. :evilgrin:
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-01-05 09:53 PM
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2. Wow great rant
Can't wait for the replies.
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GoneOffShore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-01-05 09:56 PM
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4. If I get this (and it's likely I won't)
I will be sending far more virulent sentiments than you did.
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Zenlitened Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-01-05 09:56 PM
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5. Excellent response. I hope you hit "reply all"
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Skip Intro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-01-05 09:57 PM
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6. went to every one of them
;)
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snot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-01-05 09:59 PM
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8. I am sorry for the person who replied to you first.
I'm not even sure how s/he meant it, but it was mean.

There is too much hostility around. That would be my main concern with your reply to your RW friend.

I think what helped make Cindy Sheehan effective is that, despite her anger, she mostly managed to make people feel that her arms were open to them to join her in a loving cause.

Personally, I long fiercely to see the * & Co. fry--

But they are a small number of stupid, possibly unsalvageable people.

We all need to work hard not only to fix the problems but to achieve reconciliation among the divided in our nation. Most of us have more in common than not, if we only recognized it.

We must find ways to reach out in love, using our anger to fuel our fight to bring out the truth, but not to cause more pain.
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Skip Intro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-01-05 10:05 PM
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14. there is a context not evident here
the bs emails from them come regularly, and my replies are sparse, but trust me, my response here was restrained.
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TBreeze Donating Member (393 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-01-05 10:00 PM
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9. Yep, great response
:applause:
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proud patriot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-01-05 10:01 PM
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10. great reply
:thumbsup:
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Maru Kitteh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-01-05 10:02 PM
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12. So at the top of this womans to do list today............. spam propeganda
??? What _ a _ tool.
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OKDem08 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-01-05 10:05 PM
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13. you are so right on!!!
wonderful thread. Thank you! :hi:
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fob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-01-05 10:07 PM
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15. Ex-Cell-Ent! If you don't get replies from everyone with gushing
apologies for all this mess they voted for, follow up with a bick FUCK YOU ALL! from me, would ya?

Also might want to ask them why they're bitching about Bill and Hillary getting money for writing a book, isn't that the "free market" at work they so richly worship?
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OctOct1 Donating Member (357 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-01-05 10:14 PM
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17. I love it!! You will get a reply, but it will be so
Stupid, that you will find yourself not responding back.
You will realize that they heard nothing you said.
They will attack you and say something stupid, like, you liberals want to kill babies.
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chaska Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-01-05 10:30 PM
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18. The thing is, that situation with the hen has never existed...
They all like to think they did it all, and it's total bullshit.
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marbuc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-01-05 10:49 PM
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19. I find it ironic that this story takes place on a farm in Texas
The home state of our little pig. This little pig rode his family's coattails through Yale and Harvard, through several failed business ventures, all the way to the White House.

In the process this little pig destroyed everything he touched. He drank, used drugs, and showed less motivation than any animal in the barn yard, including the welfare cows, who were at least providing milk and cheese for the farmers to eat.

One day, the whole town was abuzz. There was a fight in a distant town, and the animals were deciding who from the farm should go join the battle. The little pig's father, Papa Pig, arranged for him to stay home, and guard the farm instead. The little pig was so grateful that he capitalized on this good fortune by failing to fulfill his duties, instead choosing to drink and chase female pigs all over the farm, and lied about it after the fact.

The war ended and the little pig went to work, because that's what little pigs do. However, the little pig had no skills, and no motivation, and on top of this was not very smart. Papa Pig still had a lot of powerful friends in the barn yard, so little pig went to work for them. One by one, he pissed away every opportunity he was granted.

One day, Papa Pig's friends came to little pig, and told him they wanted him to run for president of the farm, as his father had done before him. He did run, and lost the popular vote, but Papa Pig's friends fixed the election so little pig was president after all!

Little pig was so grateful he installed them all in farm management positions, and let them do whatever they wanted. It was long believed that these friends coveted the slop on the adjacent farm, and some had conversations about invading this farm, and taking this slop. Most believed on the farm believed this was not the right thing to do, so little pig could not justify an invasion.

One day, some rabid dogs from another nearby farm tore into the chicken house, and killed several hens as they slept. The farm was so distraught, and did not know what to do! Little Pig confidently declared the rabid dogs would be dealt with, and promptly declared war. Papa Pig's friends' suddenly saw an opening, and began to plan for invasion of the adjacent farm. They carefully craft little pig's speeches until the barn yard animals believed the rabid dogs had come from the adjacent farm.

Little Pig invaded the adjacent farm, and deposed its president, and had a clear path to the good slop. However, Papa Pig's friends had not planned on the adjacent farm's reaction. Instead of giving in, the animals of the adjacent farm resisted the occupation, and animals came from all over the countryside to support their resistance. Meanwhile, both farms are in disarray, but little pig refuses to back down. "We must honor the memory of our chickens by sending more to die," declares the defiant little pig.

No, this little pig didn't bake any bread. Instead, he broke the oven, and blamed it on the red hen.
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