Tweety ponders, "Where is Cheney? He was all over 9/11. Why is he AWOL?"

[VolcanoJen]

Excellent question, Chris.

[El Supremo]

1. I heard that he is still on vacation in Wyoming! n/t

[Dissent Is Patriotic]

2. Why is Chris Matthews called Tweety?

Frankly, Bill O'Leilly looks more like Tweety, am I missing something?

[VolcanoJen]

4. He was given that nickname years ago. Blonde hair, high voice...

... Tweety-bird.

[Lindacooks]

6. With his fluffy yellow hair, he looks like Tweety bird

[ThoughtCriminal]

3. The fish must really be biting

Dick is fishing in Wyoming.

[rocktivity]

9. Exclusive video of Dick duck hunting here!

http://www.justiceisduckblind.com

:headbang:
rocknation

[Pharaoh]

5. well obviously........

he is in the bunker masterbating in glee over the deaths off all the negros................

[VolcanoJen]

7. And Olbermann really let Condi have it last night.

"While the secretary of state enjoyed a comedy on Broadway," he opined, while showing photos of the devastation.

[northzax]

13. I'll let Rice off the hook for this

she has notthing to do with domestic affairs at all. poor judgement, perhaps, but it's something that's out of her baliwick.

plus, State has basically overruled the white house and gratefully accepted foreign help, I don't know if it'll matter, but it's how the game is played.

[LevelB]

16. Just saw on the CNN crawl...

Condi says we will accept aid from other countries.

This could have been done before the shopping spree,

B.

[VolcanoJen]

19. No, but it's her job to coordinate the overseas efforts of aid.

And, I'm not willing to let her off the hook for that.

How can anyone enjoy shopping and Broadway shows while one of America's great cities drowns, let alone the Secretary of State??

[Coexist]

14. they should be doing nothing casual at all until this is under control

Heartless, heartless, heartless.

[Moochy]

8. Reanimator fluid

It's tricky stuff. sometimes the subject falls into an undead trance for weeks on end, and government necromancers are working round the clock to try and get His Malevolence back on his feet.

[AlCzervik]

10. "Maybe picking Chertoff was a sign of things to come"

i thought that was pretty telling.

[Spazito]

11. He took time off his vacation to FUND-RAISE for a republican

candidate, I believe that was Wednesday, the same Wednesday people, babies, were dying in NO.

[BlueJac]

I want him on the job.....he works for all of us.

[paineinthearse]

12. Coke you

I was in the middle of writing my "mulburry" post when I heard this.

Good catch!

Where the fuck is Cheney?

[shraby]

15. Cheney is writing up a no-bid contract

to Haliburton for New Orleans clean up. What else did you think he'd be doing?

[Canuckistanian]

17. They're still thawing him out from his suspended animation

They dip him in liquid N2 every August, then revive him in time to roll out the new product.

That's also how he maintains his youthful appearance.

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

18. He's wrong about Cheney with 9/11. Cheney was hiding away in his

underground bunker for months a long time.

[VolcanoJen]

20. Yes, he was hiding, but he let the photographers in.

"See!!!! I'm hiding, I'm safe and secure, and the chain of command remains viable."

No such photos now.

[julialnyc]

21. write Mathews about the Halliburton contract

that should explain what he's up to

[cthrumatrix]

22. share with him the facts on "funding cuts"...where is accountability?