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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 06:10 AM
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I emailed the WH to tell Bush he is a douche-bag. Here is the response:
Edited on Sat Sep-03-05 06:11 AM by mutley_r_us
On behalf of President Bush, thank you for your correspondence.
In the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina, President Bush and all
Americans send their thoughts and prayers to the families of
those who have lost lives and to all those affected by this
natural disaster.

The President is directing Federal agencies throughout the
government to do all in their power to assist the victims of
Hurricane Katrina. The top priority is to save and sustain lives.
President Bush established a White House task force to oversee
Hurricane Katrina response and recovery, and he convened a Cabinet
meeting to ensure that Federal agencies' efforts are timely and
fully coordinated. Residents of the Gulf Coast states affected by
the hurricane have lost loved ones, lost homes, and been displaced
from their communities, and they will have the full support of the
Federal government.

The President has called for the coordination of all parties
involved in the response and relief efforts. Federal, state, and
local governments are working side-by-side to deliver relief to
the areas physically damaged by Hurricane Katrina and to
communities across the South that will be affected in the aftermath
of the storm. Efforts and resources are focused on saving lives,
sustaining lives, and supporting long-term recovery. For
information and guidance you may wish to visit the FEMA website at
www.fema.gov or call 800-621-3362 or 800-621-FEMA.

The President has called on all Americans to support the relief and
rescue efforts through charitable contributions and aid. Americans
who wish to contribute can do so by contacting charities that are
assisting with hurricane relief. For more information on relief
and recovery efforts, please visit the USAFreedom Corps website at
www.usafreedomcorps.gov.

Thank you again for taking the time to write.

===================================================================

:puke: :eyes: :grr:
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Spinzonner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 06:16 AM
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1. And you were expecting what:

"The President wishes to inform you that he agrees that he is indeed a Douche Bag"
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DefenseLawyer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 06:20 AM
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2. "Dear Citizen
The President wishes to thank you for calling him a Douche Bag. It is the nicest thing anyone has called him in weeks."
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 06:21 AM
Response to Reply #1
3. That would have been nice.
:rofl:
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KyndCulture Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 06:22 AM
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4. oh they changed the form letter to a right n proper cover our asses.
2 days ago it didn't mention the disaster.

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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 06:28 AM
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5. Of course they did.
But I told him he was a douche-bag for using those families for a photo-op, and for withholding relief until he arrived. They didn't bother to mention that, did they?
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Clintmax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 06:33 AM
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6. What a crock of shit! n/t
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 06:38 AM
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7. That's what I said.
And that smiley is a very accurate depiction of what I did when I read it! :rofl:
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Clintmax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 06:43 AM
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8. LOL...
So did I! :rofl:
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 06:45 AM
Response to Reply #8
9. Lol... check out Spinzonner's response above...
That would have been wonderful! :rofl:
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zbdent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 06:49 AM
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10. Lord and Lady Douche-bag
as per the old SNL skit . . .
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 07:09 AM
Response to Reply #10
12. HAHA!
I didn't even think of that!
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bliss_eternal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 07:01 AM
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11. I see no mention of your addressing him as a douche bag...
:shrug:

Whats up with that?

:rofl:
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 07:10 AM
Response to Reply #11
13. I wanted to know that, too!
They completely ignored the whole reason I sent them an email in the first place! :rofl:
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DrDebug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 07:17 AM
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14. It sounds like an auto reply
IF message.body contains Katrina THEN reply with Katrina_Coverup_1
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 07:19 AM
Response to Reply #14
15. Of course it's an auto-reply.
I just wish someone had actually responded about Bush being a douche-bag. :rofl:

Some WH flunkie secretly answering my email saying "SHHHHHH, we know!"
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bliss_eternal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 07:31 AM
Response to Reply #13
16. Well, that's just rude of them!!!
How dare they?

:rofl:

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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 07:32 AM
Response to Reply #16
17. Bwahhaaa!
They need a form letter for people who call Bush a douche-bag. :rofl:
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