Mutley
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Sat Sep-03-05 06:10 AM
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I emailed the WH to tell Bush he is a douche-bag. Here is the response: |
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Edited on Sat Sep-03-05 06:11 AM by mutley_r_us
On behalf of President Bush, thank you for your correspondence. In the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina, President Bush and all Americans send their thoughts and prayers to the families of those who have lost lives and to all those affected by this natural disaster. The President is directing Federal agencies throughout the government to do all in their power to assist the victims of Hurricane Katrina. The top priority is to save and sustain lives. President Bush established a White House task force to oversee Hurricane Katrina response and recovery, and he convened a Cabinet meeting to ensure that Federal agencies' efforts are timely and fully coordinated. Residents of the Gulf Coast states affected by the hurricane have lost loved ones, lost homes, and been displaced from their communities, and they will have the full support of the Federal government. The President has called for the coordination of all parties involved in the response and relief efforts. Federal, state, and local governments are working side-by-side to deliver relief to the areas physically damaged by Hurricane Katrina and to communities across the South that will be affected in the aftermath of the storm. Efforts and resources are focused on saving lives, sustaining lives, and supporting long-term recovery. For information and guidance you may wish to visit the FEMA website at www.fema.gov or call 800-621-3362 or 800-621-FEMA. The President has called on all Americans to support the relief and rescue efforts through charitable contributions and aid. Americans who wish to contribute can do so by contacting charities that are assisting with hurricane relief. For more information on relief and recovery efforts, please visit the USAFreedom Corps website at www.usafreedomcorps.gov. Thank you again for taking the time to write.
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Spinzonner
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Sat Sep-03-05 06:16 AM
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1. And you were expecting what: |
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"The President wishes to inform you that he agrees that he is indeed a Douche Bag"
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Sat Sep-03-05 06:20 AM
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The President wishes to thank you for calling him a Douche Bag. It is the nicest thing anyone has called him in weeks."
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Mutley
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Sat Sep-03-05 06:21 AM
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3. That would have been nice. |
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Sat Sep-03-05 06:22 AM
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4. oh they changed the form letter to a right n proper cover our asses. |
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2 days ago it didn't mention the disaster.
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Mutley
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Sat Sep-03-05 06:28 AM
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But I told him he was a douche-bag for using those families for a photo-op, and for withholding relief until he arrived. They didn't bother to mention that, did they?
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Sat Sep-03-05 06:33 AM
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6. What a crock of shit! n/t |
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Sat Sep-03-05 06:38 AM
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And that smiley is a very accurate depiction of what I did when I read it! :rofl:
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Sat Sep-03-05 06:43 AM
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Mutley
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Sat Sep-03-05 06:45 AM
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9. Lol... check out Spinzonner's response above... |
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That would have been wonderful! :rofl:
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Sat Sep-03-05 06:49 AM
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10. Lord and Lady Douche-bag |
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as per the old SNL skit . . .
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Mutley
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Sat Sep-03-05 07:09 AM
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I didn't even think of that!
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Sat Sep-03-05 07:01 AM
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11. I see no mention of your addressing him as a douche bag... |
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:shrug:
Whats up with that?
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Mutley
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Sat Sep-03-05 07:10 AM
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13. I wanted to know that, too! |
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They completely ignored the whole reason I sent them an email in the first place! :rofl:
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Sat Sep-03-05 07:17 AM
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14. It sounds like an auto reply |
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IF message.body contains Katrina THEN reply with Katrina_Coverup_1
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Mutley
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Sat Sep-03-05 07:19 AM
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15. Of course it's an auto-reply. |
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I just wish someone had actually responded about Bush being a douche-bag. :rofl:
Some WH flunkie secretly answering my email saying "SHHHHHH, we know!"
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Sat Sep-03-05 07:31 AM
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16. Well, that's just rude of them!!! |
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Sat Sep-03-05 07:32 AM
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They need a form letter for people who call Bush a douche-bag. :rofl:
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