MISSING IN ACTION!!!!!!!

[buff2]

Where in the hell is Dickhead Cheney? I thought he was the Vice President. What would we do if something happened to the idiot in thief? Why isn't the whore media ASKING these questions??? Good God.....what a disaster this country is in.

[Tace]

1. The Buzz Is That He's Had A Heart Attack Or A Stroke

It looks like he's indeed "missing in action."

[supernova]

3. Heard he went to the hosp

what 3 weeks ago?? Didn't hear of him coming out or going home. :tinfoilhat:

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[Roland99]

2. He's on a trip to Alberta, CA to tour some oilfields.

Probably also helping Halliburton's KBR get the contract to do damage assessment at the ports.

[Roland99]

15. I was wrong...he goes later this week - Sept. 9

http://www.fortmcmurraytoday.com/story.php?id=181725


I've read elsewhere he was on VACATION in Wyoming. Someone read that mentioned in an article about Kindasleazy's shoe shopping trip.

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

4. I thought this was a thread

about DUers in the flood area who hadn't checked in yet. Personally, I have more respect for them than I do the so-called vice president of the US. The only part of his title that describes him is "vice" imho.

[BrklynLiberal]

5. His corpse is in a deep freeze some where waiting for cryogenics

to be perfected.

[donco6]

7. That's why Bush looks so extra-confused.

Dicks in the morgue, and not there to help him deal with this mess. Not that Dick would be any better - all the wealthy are already taken care of, what's the problem?

[MadisonProgressive]

8. He was with Bush today at his 'televised' radio address

or so said the reporter.

[rzemanfl]

9. No, Rummy and that dickhead Chertoff were. n/t

[MadisonProgressive]

11. I'm just telling you what the talking head SAID.

I didn't see him myself.

[Roland99]

14. Right...he wasn't there.

[whalerider55]

10. I heard...

he is currently in a bunker waiting for a heart transplant.
it will be his first heart; they'll just pop it right into that empty little hole in his chest.

the thing about being such a powercurrupt dickhead is that not only does he get to jump to the head of the list, but he get to choose the heart he wants.

he's trying to decide between Pat Robertson's and Mitt Romney. Neither have any use for theirs.

whalerider

[Horse with no Name]

12. The evil fucker is probably sitting in New Orleans

eating cake figuring out how he is going to steal from the people he didn't kill off.

[icymist]

13. Remember how sickly he looked in Crawford?

I can't find that picture, but there he is, standing in sweltering Texas heat and humidity wearing a coat! Dimson is standing in short sleaves at the potium with Rummy and Condi and (I forget what) general. Can anyone find that photo?

[rooboy]

16. He's hiding in his lair, awaiting a meeting with Number 2...