Cheney must be dead or dying

[3days]

Bush can't even give his radio address by himself.
He is lost without his Dick

Bush took the rare step of delivering his Saturday morning radio broadcast live from the White House Rose Garden with Rumsfeld, Chertoff and Gen. Richard Myers, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, by his side.

http://breakingnews.iol.ie/news/story.asp?j=154671186&p=y5467y89z

[Horse with no Name]

1. The fucker has been dead for years

I think they just thaw him out and prop him up for special occasions.

[benburch]

5. He's like Yul Brenner from "Westworld"...

He's an Animatronic Veep.

[Fridays Child]

8. à la Weekend At Bernie's?

[Neocondriac]

2. Naw !!!

someone had to broker that Halliburton contract the Navy just awarded them for New Orleans.

[SmokingJacket]

3. Or hidden away in a bunker, terrified that we're all gonna rise up... nt

[kliljedahl]

4. He's not dead

He just smells that way.

[MissWaverly]

6. they might be turning him into a borg

he already acts like one!

[Justitia]

7. one can only hope, but evil never dies. -eom

[sickinohio]

9. chimp doesn't have a dick

and now, I think that he doesn't even have his Uncle Dickie to tell him what to do (here's to hoping :toast: )

[clmbohdem]

10. This could be the reason for the National Guard delay.

If Chenney is incapacitated somewhere, this could explain why it took Bush so long to send in National Guard from other states.

[sickinohio]

12. This could explain why there finally are a few NG

there. If Uncle Dickie were among the living, we STILL wouldn't have any NG on the scene. He's an evil MFu*ker!!

[Old and In the Way]

15. I think Cheney's office is tasked with the national emergency

responsibility.....so this is a very important question to ask. If Cheney is incapacitated, was this a partial reason for the lack of coordination and quick reaction?

[clmbohdem]

18. You are thinking process instead of competence.

Consider what everyone jokes about, Chenney is the President and Bush is the puppet. If Chenney is out of the loop, who is running the country? More specifically, who ran it last week? This may not be a joke but reality.

[Bonhomme Richard]

11. Thanks for trying to cheer me up.

[Justitia]

13. ROTFLMAO!!! -eom

[Mutley]

14. We could be so lucky.

But the sad truth of it probably is that he's hiding away somewhere like he did after 9/11. I literally didn't see the man's face for months after that.

[elehhhhna]

16. go to the light, richard. go to the light.

[elehhhhna]

17. He's on life support 'til his HAL option strike-price is met.

His family's not STUPID.

[Moderator]

19. Locking...

This is speculation.