In response to Bush's quote, "If you don't need gas, don't buy it." :

[gatorboy]

"If you don't need the president you have, IMPEACH him!"

[MissWaverly]

1. he really is the brand x president

You know those commercials where the customer gets crappy results, and
then uses the "real" detergent and says I can believe it, it so much
better than brand x.

[Mythsaje]

2. One of our photo-shop people

needs to create a fake ad with exactly that image.

I like it!

[MissWaverly]

6. thanks, and how about

using the script, I thought I was getting a "real" president with my
tax cut but it ended up costing way more than the "right stuff"

[Mythsaje]

9. That's not bad either...

Here's a few of mine.

“John Bolton--Desperado Diplomat."
"Chickenhawk--walk the walk or squawk the squawk."
"You can't oppose abortion AND effective birth control. Pick One!"
"Plame on!" (for the Fantastic 4 buffs out there).

Kansas—the land that evolution forgot.

(Insert picture of Rove here)
"Treason--not just for spies anymore."

And my newest...

"I'm not worried about Grand Theft Auto.
I'm worried about Grand Theft America."

[MissWaverly]

11. LOL treason not just for spies anymore

too bad we can't think up something for

Homeland Insecurity
Coming to a town near you
there's nothing we can't mess up

[Mythsaje]

12. Long...but good... n/t

[MissWaverly]

13. How about this

Homeland InSecurity
All Talk and No Walk

[Mythsaje]

14. That's a good one.

I'm going to have to get another good graphics program eventually, I see. Either that or we need to talk them into having another slogan contest. <g>



I'll never forget the day a friend and I spent a day making the rounds to see just about everyone we knew...we covered about a hundred and fifty miles on our jaunt and we were a little punchy by the time we neared my house...we were on the subject of weird tee-shirts we could design that we thought would sell.

We realized that Americans can be very morbid and the weirdest crap could end up selling very well.

A tee-shirt with manufactured bullet holes that says "'90s High School Survivor."

Or one that says, simply "I survived High School and all I got was this stupid shirt."

What can I say...we're gamers and science fiction and fantasy freaks. We're supposed to be a bit twisted.

[MissWaverly]

15. I think we need to make people think

I think that this administration needs scrutiny and if we can
make people see the cracks with a few jokes so be it.

[Mythsaje]

17. I have a bumper sticker that reads

Comfort the Disturbed
Disturb the Comfortable

My wife picked it out for me. She says it fits me because I like to make people think outside their box.

[MissWaverly]

18. Yes, that's it

I think that's why Jon Stewart is so important

[Mnemosyne]

3. You speak the truth gatorboy! Have

you done any new toons lately? The tank and Cindy one is in my window.
Thank you.:hi: :patriot:

[Reverend_Smitty]

4. that little gas quote sort of made me chuckle

yeah George I'll just take my hydrogen powered car to work this week...oh wait...

[kestrel91316]

5. Bush: "Hurry up and waste all the gas you can, just don't BUY any."

[latebloomer]

7. I don't need to buy any gas

My chauffeur buys it!

Clueless twit.

[damntexdem]

8. I just bought some $2.89/gal. gas today:

lowest price around plus Kroger $.10/gal. discount. As I pumped, I thought: "I bet this is the last gas I pump this CHEAP."

[nookiemonster]

10. Oh yeah. I always try to keep a couple of gallons stashed.

Ya know, for company and stuff.

Dumb bastard.

:mad:

[TorchTheWitch]

16. Who the fuck buys gas they don't need???

I think I'll go buy some gas today. This time I think I'll put it in a pretty jar and decorate the mantlepiece with it. Oh... but Bush said we shouldn't buy gas we don't need... too bad, it would have looked really nice next to that lovely ceramic urn that I filled with gas a couple of days ago and put on the windowsill.

Well damn, I guess I'll have to wean myself off of all that gas I buy just because I like the smell, or to soak my feet in after a long hard day, or water the garden with... but what about stocking stuffers? Christmas isn't far off and it's a tradition in our family to fill the stockings with gas (Christmas just won't be quite the same if we have to use bleach or rubbing alcohol for stocking stuffers).

:crazy:

[ThomWV]

19. If You Don't Need A Yacht. If You Don't Need A Private Jet.

If you don't need an SUV.

If you don't need 3 acres of front yard.

If you don't need a limo.

If yo don't need ....