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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 11:00 PM
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"We Told You So" (a note to our conservative friends)
Edited on Sat Sep-03-05 11:00 PM by CatWoman
http://stevegilliard.blogspot.com/2005/09/we-told-you-so.html

Ever wonder why New Yorkers detest George Bush?

Because we experienced his incompetence up close and person. We knew this guy was full of shit, absolutely full of fucking shit, after they started to play games with the funding and gave Wyoming terrorism money. We knew he was an assclown then.

We thought DC 9/11 was a comedy, because the Bush we saw hid in AF One like the scared bitch that he is.

But did you listen?

Fuck no. Until last week, Ann Coulter was calling New Yorkers cowards for not endorsing Bush's folly in Iraq.

We have been screaming for two years that Bush and his team sucked. That they had no clue. They sent soldiers to be wounded in Iraq without armored anything. And you idiots cheered him on from the safety of your keyboards. We told you he was fucking up Iraq. But no, we supported Saddam, we were racist, we blamed America.

You say this isn't about politics? Fuck you, this IS politics, real time, real life politics, where the insanity of all your ideas are exposed to the world for the fraud that they are. Tax cuts kill. Ask the relatives of the dead of the Gulf Coast.

Well, motherfuckers, the alligators are feasting on dead nigger and there isn't an Iraqi in sight. And Bush is trying to gladhand his way through a mess which has stunned FOX reporters. I mean, Shepard Smith is calling Fox's talking heads liars ON THE AIR.

CNN rips Bush in print and online after nearly five years of sleep.

Instead of hearing what we had to say about Bush, you called John Kerry a coward, mocked Max Cleland, blamed everything but herpes on Bill Clinton. You enabled Bush into this mess and now you're shocked?

Now, Fox can be outraged, now, Wash Times and Union Leader call Bush weak? Well, his coward ass disappeared in 2001. But you rather blame Michael Moore for that.

He can't even explain the Iraq war to a grieving mother.

So what did you do?

Write the most vile things about her and her dead son. Attacked her patriotism and her honesty.

Well, motherfuckers, and that means you, fat ass Goldberg and your master, Rich Lowry, PNAC Bitch Beinart, the racist wannabe white Malkin and the little fucktards at LGF, Bareback Andy and "Diversity" Instacracker, all you backstabbing, fag hating uncle tom ministers, you can see Dear Leader in action. America's largest port is gone, maybe forever, gas is $5+ a gallon and FEMA is coming. Whores come faster with old men than FEMA is getting to NOLA.

How did your wartime President react? Like Chiang Kai-Shek when the Yellow River flooded in 1944, with corrupt indifference.

Bush, the man your fever dreams built into the next Winston Churchill when he is really the live action Chauncey Gardiner, has failed to everyone, in plain sight, without question. Rick Perry is trying to save his ass, but it ain't working. NOLA looks like ANGOLA and that ain't flying.

Say 9/11 changed everything now, motherfuckers. Ooops, 9/11, 9/11. 9/11. Doesn't work anymore? Gee, maybe the sea of alligator MRE's once known as the citizens of New Orleans has something to do with that. Now you can shut the fuck up about 9/11. Bush just proved what would happen with another 9/11. Dead Americans as far as the nose can smell.

Drunken Chris Hitchens muttered some nonsense about blacks having it so good here. The poor man needs to stay in his bottle or go to Betty Ford before someone beats his treasonous ass stupid. Islamofascism means what, now motherfucker? Shove Islamofascism up your well travelled ass. The most dangerous thing to average Americans is not some mullah in Iraq, not even Osama Bin Laden, but George Bush. If he doesn't get you killed in Iraq, he'll fuck up saving your city so it turns into Escape from New Orleans. Armed junkies roaming the streets, looking for a fix, robbing and looting like Serb paramilitaries and about as sober.

George Bush's ineptitude has killed far more Americans than Osama could have dreamed of.

Some of you still try to see the clothes on the Dauphin, but he's as naked as Peter North around Jenna Jameson. Bush fucked up so bad, FOX turned on him like a rabid dog.

You can't hide behind racism forever. Bush fucked up, Bush is a weak, callous leader and the world knows this like it knows few other things. And all the stolen TV's in the world cannot hide that.
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Don Claybrook Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 11:02 PM
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1. One of the best rants I've ever seen
Take a look at some of the reader replies / comments. They're great too.
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AverageJoe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 11:07 PM
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2. Amen!
Brilliant and spot on.
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gumby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 11:08 PM
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3. Racism is the Mother's Milk of this country.
The racist Rehnquist is dead, but the other racists of the Federalist Society are chomping-at-the-bit to fill his seat.
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MadeinOhio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 11:10 PM
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4. Excellent work, drive it through the stake!!!! You got it right on!
Edited on Sat Sep-03-05 11:11 PM by MadeinOhio
And about the Mayor, well guess what, if the fucking Mayor of NO actually had the supplies Louisiana needed, that weren't gutted from their programs two years ago they could have evacuated everyone!!!!

The Mayor went on god damn TV and elsewhere two days before the disaster, PLEADING for help, while the * idiot was eating cake and talking about his disaster Iraq war for OIL!!!!!!!!

While Rome burned, Resident Nero fiddled on his harp. And not a thing the Mayor of the city, could do, would have stopped it. They didn't have the money or the RESOURCES to get the Gulf Coast evacuated!

That's total fantasy BS to even think about it!!! :mad: And the very last straw, was FEMA and these racist bastards letting a genocide take place until democrats and others intervened.

That was the last.....Sick, ugly callous bastards who can't take care of a wet paper bag! :argh:

Demand their resignations and never stop, demand their REMOVAL by force. http://www.conservativeusa.org/mega-cong.htm
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wicket Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 11:12 PM
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5. Amen!!!
:kick:
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shugah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 11:15 PM
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6. wow!
but we did tell them so.

note: i do want to point out that i am pretty sure bill clinton is actually responsbile for herpes.
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 11:21 PM
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8. heh
I thought he was supposed to sling his dick into the levee to stop the flood :D
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King Coal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 11:43 PM
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14. Cat, that was the little dutch boy.
And it was his finger in a dike. Big difference.
:hi:
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-04-05 12:03 AM
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15. hahahahahahahaha
I know that.

But do they?

:hi:
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Liberal In Texas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 11:20 PM
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7. Nominated. I hope the freepers read it. From us to you, MFers.
Edited on Sat Sep-03-05 11:21 PM by LibInTexas
Only one thing I would change. They are NOT my friends!

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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 11:22 PM
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9. *high freakin five!*

-----------------------------------------------------
Would Jesus love a liberal? You bet!
http://timeforachange.bluelemur.com/liberalchristians.htm
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in_cog_ni_to Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 11:28 PM
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10. Conservative friends? I have a conservative friend?
:puke:

JK..;), but I don't have any conservative friends. :7

Great rant!

LOVE THIS>>>>>>
Drunken Chris Hitchens muttered some nonsense about blacks having it so good here. The poor man needs to stay in his bottle or go to Betty Ford before someone beats his treasonous ass stupid.:rofl::rofl:
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dave502d Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 11:33 PM
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11. It would be hard to add anything that.WOW! n/t
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ismnotwasm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 11:34 PM
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12. Hot damn!
That felt good to read. Nominated and kicked:kick:
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growlypants Donating Member (846 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 11:42 PM
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13. hands down greatest rant of all time
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Burried News Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-04-05 12:34 AM
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16. That's my idea of fair and balanced.
"Bush just proved what would happen with another 9/11. Dead Americans as far as the nose can smell."
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globol@comcast.net Donating Member (110 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-04-05 12:41 AM
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17. good
:)
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Bullwinkle925 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-04-05 12:42 AM
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18. I doff my cap to you my dear.
I do believe you need to write a "Letter to the Editor" of your local paper soon!

Your pen is hot now - use it. I e-mailed today to our local Bay Area paper - calling for Impeachment.
The bastards need to be impeached and imprisoned.

:toast:
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Mayberry Machiavelli Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-04-05 12:43 AM
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19. Wow I'm going to have to start reading this guy's blog.
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MisterP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-04-05 12:55 AM
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21. ANOTHER site to watch!
criminy, can't we be left alone!
joking aside, that was a series of the most succinct descriptions of the useless fruit of the Right Wing and the best roast I've read
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Bouncy Ball Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-04-05 12:53 AM
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20. OH MAH GOD
With the exception of my gasping at the use of the n word there in the middle, that has to be the BEST, most ACCURATE rant I have ever read in my life. This guy and the Rude Pundit have GOT to get together and go bowling sometime.

Take that fucking evil ass bush voting motherfuckers.

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are_we_united_yet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-04-05 12:56 AM
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22. I thought
the fundies DID blame herpes on clinton

:shrug:
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Historic NY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-04-05 01:45 AM
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23. I had to save this one for the next Repug e-mail I get.......
they will wet their pants.
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slay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-04-05 07:08 AM
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24. Best. Rant. Ever.
Bravo. :applause:
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merbex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-04-05 07:13 AM
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25. Comparing B* to Like Chiang Kai-Shek when the Yellow River flooded in 194
1944, with corrupt indifference.

What an accurate image!!

Thanks
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tlsmith1963 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-04-05 07:24 AM
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26. And Bush Was Probably Behind 9/11
If anything proves it, it is NO. The guy can kill lots of people, & not even care. And I am not someone who is usually into conspiracy theories, but I am really wondering these days about what really went down on 9/11.

Tammy
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DemonFighterLives Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-04-05 07:31 AM
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27. Finally someone speaking the truth
Gosh, that's refreshing!
And still the 29% of the brain dead cling to the naked emperor.
:toast:
dubby should take that drunken sot hithcens and go on a binge somewhere, out of site and mind.
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KG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-04-05 07:38 AM
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28. being a conservative means never having to think.
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Window Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-04-05 09:40 AM
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29. DAYUM!!!
Now that's a rant.
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-04-05 11:16 AM
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30. kick
:kick:

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