Bush will attempt to breastfeed a black infant on Monday

[SoCalDem]

Not really, maybe..but what outrageous stunt will he try tomorrow? His last photo-flop didn't rate much.. He's got to go for the gusto this time..

I predict.. shortsleeved blue checkered shirt this time..the darker blue one.. cowboy boots instead of oxfords this time..

slightly mussed hair.. perhaps a bandaid on his hand (to look likwe he's a workin' man)

he will hand out water....
hug some more black people..perhaps carry an infant


or maybe they'll lower him down on one of those rescue thingies, so he can scoop up a child..

what's your guess?

[BleedingHeartPatriot]

1. the arrogant f*** should stay out of the way and let the rescue folks

do what needs to be done.

:argh:

MKJ

[Cronus Protagonist]

54. At least he can comfort the victims

[BrklynLiberal]

2. ha ha ha ha I bet it has been suggested..

The more he tries, the more I want to puke.

[bbgrunt]

3. great headline.

i can't top that.

[oldtime dfl_er]

10. Thank you that was funny!

http://www.cafepress.com/scarebaby/801334

[Jeanette in FL]

4. Thank you for making me laugh

out loud for the first time in a week. I needed that.

[KAZ]

13. Me too. n/t

n/t

[Snotcicles]

I think I shit myself. Nope false alarm. But close. n/t

[BigBearJohn]

5. Oh GAWDDDDDDDDDDDd I'm STILL laughing! Good one!

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

6. Maybe Cheney will show up in a tuxedo, black tie, and cummerbun

to celebrate the Gala event, considering the fact that he usually dresses in the opposite manner to fit the situation.

[Spike from MN]

21. I bet he wears his green parka with the tux. n/t

[SoCalDem]

25. and a fez to complete the ensemble

[EmperorHasNoClothes]

7. He'll hand out water

and the moment the cameras are off, he'll send his people around to collect the bottles. Anyone who has consumed any of the water will be arrested for looting.

[Captain Hilts]

8. Great one! (nt)

[FightingIrish]

9. Bush is going on a rescue mission.

He's going down there to try to rescue his miserably failed presidency while people are still desperately trying to save lives. This junket will cost more lives. Can we stop it?

[Botany]

33. Damn right .... look here ......

..... W going to "save" people ........

/print

get 'em *!

[Cronus Protagonist]

40. I wonder what they cropped out of that photo - it's a bit lopsided

Probably a bunch of suits looking lost and dorky?


http://brainbuttons.com/home.asp?stashid=13
Buttons for brainy people - educate your local freepers today!

[two gun sid]

11. LOL. Thanks for that post. I can't stop chuckling. n/t

[Beam Me Up]

12. GOING TO EAT ONE ON CAMERA MORE LIKELY. And get away with it!!

:mad:

Anyone here need more proof that these fucks are NAZI MONSTERS??

[CatWoman]

14. So Cal

you're so fucking crazy!!!

:D

:hi:

[SoCalDem]

17. 'fraid so

[RevCheesehead]

15. Bush tours a looted liquor store and breaks down for the first time.

:cry: Not the liquor, too! My Lord, we have to DO something!!!

[wellstone_democrat]

36. lol, good one

very good

[flygal]

75. Bwaaa

I haven't laughed for days :rofl:

[Rainscents]

16. Hahaha... thanks for laugh!

[MisterP]

18. impossible: it's Labor Day, and he'll probably withdraw all the NG

and aid workers to Juneau for some R&R

[SoCalDem]

19. and let the baby starve?? What will we tell the children?

:)

[earth mom]

20. LMAO!

Thanks I needed that! :rofl:

[boston bean]

22. Just like in Meet the Fockers! They could borrow that breast

feeding contraption!

Can anyone, anyone find a picture of DeNire doing that and photshop Bush in?


Please!

[SoCalDem]

26. the "modest" breastfeeder

[punpirate]

23. Very funny...

... Jay Leno's writers will have it stolen for Monday night.... :)

[SoCalDem]

24. I prefer Dave

:P

[soup]

27. The 'let's roll' follow-up tour

As yer hurricane preznit, I'm committed to reconstructuring the suffering in that part of the world.

Wardrobe is very important. Dress appropriately. Let's roll.


First, we gotta chop down any trees that are impediating progress


then, we'll build us some houses out of the wood, now that we got wood. It's going to be a fantastic house. And I'm looking forward to sitting on the porch.


All that hard work made me thirsty. Everybody grab a bag of this here ice and we'll go toss back a few cold ones.


Hungry?

This is how you catch a fish.


There's sure alot of you. We're going to need a bigger boat. This ought to do it.


I brought turkey for the main course.


Don't forget to eat your vegetables.


Now that we've got clothing, shelter, and food out of the way, let's take a break.


Most of all, you need to get on with yer lives, and remember to take time this holiday weekend to enjoy the good things in life. God bless America


and that's how it's done... piece of cake.


shoot, I forgot to add some hugs and flags...

[IndyOp]

39. Soup - I can not get over how positively

GAY he looks in the first pic with the cowboy hat and long coat, and the position of his hands.

Disclaimer: I have many gay and lesbian friends and find all forms of loving relationships acceptable -- I also believe that hypocrites (like * and his cabal of homophobic gay friends) should be called on it!

Also: Check out my sig line!

On edit: Check out my sig line when we are back at Level 2 or Level 1 functions. It has a link to your video!

[many a good man]

51. I think he looks positively "Truman-esque" in that photo !

[renate]

47. that collection of pictures is WONDERFUL

You should start a thread of its own. (When you do that, maybe add some "he he he"s along with the hugs and flags....)
TOO funny--thank you!!!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[katinmn]

28. wish I could be there to throw rotten tomatoes

it's sure to be another rotten performance

[mopaul]

29. one of the top three headlines today

at least laughwise.

[pinto]

30. well, I'm guessing the heli rescue thingie. he'll stay on board, but

will be handed the child in time to say "it may seem dark now, we're in a dark..you know, time, but tomorrow will be bright."

[stlsaxman]

31. Thanks for that laugh! 'twas much needed medicine right about now!

[HysteryDiagnosis]

32. Let Awol wear this one.... there must be quite a few unused ones

now that the show has hit the skids.....

[mohinoaklawnillinois]

34. OMG, this the first time in a week, I've laughed this hard.

Thanks to everyone who contributed.

You guys are absolutely hilarious!!!

I'll be giggling about Crashcart and the fez for at least a week...

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Botany]

35. Stop hammering the HERO OF NEW ORLEANS!

/print

Look he is a firefighter! Gonna go and save some "victims." :sarcasm:

[RevCheesehead]

68. Caption: "Um, guys? I think I pulled a muscle...

...y'all go on without me, m'kay?"

[ElectroPrincess]

37. You made me laugh! Too funny :-)

Yes, I felt sorry for those two very petite and demure black women that bush was mauling on Friday. It was disgusting how he hung all over them.

No, tomorrow we won't see him breastfeeding - but I'm equally certain - that ghoul Rove has planned some staged condescension as equally deplorable as this or that of Friday's mauling of two small black women. :puke:

[greekspeak]

38. Isn't there going to be some sort of crotch padding?

Mission accomplished, New Orleans. The damned fool will probably show up in blackface and do his Al Jolson immitation to show his solidarity with "the coloreds." :eyes:

[MADem]

41. But it will be a FOREIGN black infant

...who sounds something like Stewie on the Family Guy--not a southern black infant--that would be far too REAL.

With any luck, the kid will have Stewie's nefarious thoughts, as well.....

[NNN0LHI]

42. Oh shit n/t

[terip64]

43. You made me laugh out loud

and when I told my 14 year old son what you said he understood a little better why I spend so most time at DU. I don't know what I would do without it.

[SoCalDem]

53. I would be lost without DU..

I WAS lost without it.. Thnak goodness i watched Washington Journal that morning..way back in June 2001..:hug: to all DUers:)

[terip64]

66. OMG! I didn't find it until 12/04!

I was lost and not fit to live with, believe me!

[Mr_Spock]

44. Da-da - me thirsty

:P

[julialnyc]

45. Bush touring the disaster zone with Gulliani and hugging firemen

N/T

[wryter2000]

46. LOL

:rofl: Thanks for my first laugh in a long time.

[ignatius 2]

48. OMG,if Rove told him to he would do it in a heartbeat. The blue

steel and magnum poses aren't doing it for him this time so he will definitely have to do some pandering.

Maybe he could pose with Cheney in front of a non-functioning oil refinery being rebuilt with the word ku-ching under them. Oh yeah and a couple of halos on top of their heads to please the Christian fundies.

[MuseRider]

49. You never fail to crack me up.

Thanks SoCal and everyone else who has been able to make me laugh.

Serious question here. Don't they have to stop all air traffic if he is around? Won't they have to stop a bunch of stuff because he is a little waaaawaaaaa baby who is afraid of the citizens? What will this do to all the efforts to rescue? Hmmmmm? BTW, he now really does need to be afraid. I'm thinking there are not too many Bush** fans left in NO anymore.

[tinfoilinfor2005]

50. Yes, please lower him down on one of those "rescue thingies"

and then show us the video of people on the other end pulling him out of the "thingie" and beating the shit out of him.

Oh man, I'd pay SO MUCH money to see that!!

[Sparkly]

52. More "on the phone" and "having meetings" shots.

To get the right look of concern on his face, they have to say things like, "George, no video games this afternoon" or "Guess what -- we're out of beer."

[buff2]

55. ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!

Geesus,that was funny. But I wouldn't put it past that freak.

[SoCalDem]

56. The Bush-Baby Nurser Kit

*Lets Dad experience the joys of motherhood


The division of work and responsibility within the modern family is constantly up for revision. Yet there is one task that still falls inevitably to the mother: breast-feeding the infants. This Chindogu challenges one of the last bastions of sexual inequality, and allows Father to experience the joy of nourishing his baby from his own body - almost. If this device was adopted on a large scale, then the benefits in terms of father - child bonding and the feminisation of the male could produce greater love and understanding on a global scale. Maybe.


(Excerpted from "101 Unuseless Japanese Inventions" by Kenji Kawakami; published 1995 by W.W. Norton & Co., NY)

[growlypants]

65. OK.....that is the most frightening thing I have ever seen.

[SoCalDem]

73. Isn't it??

I cannot imagine any dad who would strap on tupperware bowls with nipples.. unless he was very drunk:)

[Snotcicles]

57. That would scar a baby for life looking up at that

Oh shit, then I thought of Babs. It's all coming clearer now.

[MuseRider]

60. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! n/t

[mitchum]

58. LMAO!!! Greatest. Headline. Ever.

well done, my friend :)

[SoCalDem]

59. Thanks

:loveya:

[democrat_patriot]

61. Every time his lame ass shows up

300 security people have to stop saving people and protect him. Let the people down there do their job, go back to Crawford and STFU.

[proud2BlibKansan]

62. And did you notice

that Katrina hit on a Monday - so he couldn't make it a Friday news dump item.

[growlypants]

63. maybe he'll have himself nailed to a cross to show the great

sacrifices he's made for HIS people (aka the blacks). Then I'll :puke:

[SoCalDem]

70. The cross is probably on the trailer ..and on its way

:)

[Zenlitened]

64. OMG!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[BringEmOn]

67. If that fails, he can always milk a stallion...

[Turn CO Blue]

69. ROFL! Oh God, I needed that! I've been angry and tearful

and then a belly laugh like that...my dog must think I'm nuts.

[cabbage08]

71. eeewwwwwwwwww.........

:puke:

[sescob]

72. LOL....

the title of this post had me spitting out my water.

Perhaps HE won't...but he might have Laura give it a try.

[Barack_America]

74. Thanks that gave me a much needed laugh...n/t

[Quixote1818]

76. I predict they will paint Carl Rove with shoe polish and Rove will be seen

hugging the president and giving a speech about what a great president he is. Since they can't find any REAL black people who want to be seen with him then why not make some?

[LoZoccolo]

77. Oh shoot you made me giggle with that subject line!

:spray:

[Sabriel]

78. I still have my breast pump around here somewhere....

..in case he wants to prepare.

[kitkat65]

79. Still giggling . . . Thanks for that. n/t

[KamaAina]

80. Why the hell not? He already tried to milk a male horse!

Buh-bye, King Dumbass**. Our righteous anger will soon make you the 21st-century Marie Antoinette.

[madrchsod]

81. guess what! nobody will be watching!

just checked the weather. it looks like sunshine and warm temps across america with only two storms in the entire united states! yup who`s going to watch him unless they really have to or want to..see there really is a god

[buddysmellgood]

82. That's hilarious. Worthy of an Onion headline

[Kurovski]

83. I think he'll cry. He'll lay on the emotion.

Or maybe he'll play Ralph Kramden and drive a bus to Houston.

[Jamastiene]

84. ROFLMAO!

Thank you from the bottom of my aching heart SoCalDem. I needed that today. I've been feeling so down today. Reading your probably partly accurate description of Bush's next photo op filled my heart with laughter for the first time in days.

I do, however, think the bandaid will be on his face somewhere for maximum sympathy. I don't know why he has bandaids and cuts all over his face all the time, but he does seem to have them.

[Kurovski]

85. He's prone to boils.

Which always puts me in mind of the Bible.

[SoCalDem]

86. boils, locusts, pestilence, floods, ..He IS the disaster president

with a long track record to prove it.. Reminds me of the little cartoon guy with the cloud following him around.. Wherever *² goes, disaster is soon to follow..

[Kurovski]

87. And don't forget massive profits for BushCo

which follow the disasters as night does the day.

[SoCalDem]

88. Cheney's getting richer too with Halliburton getting the "no-bid"

for clean up:puke: