What's Dubya's blood-group, and why haven't we seen him giving blood

[Benbow]

yet. He's asking everyone else to do so. Is he exempt or something?

Giving blood would be a better photo-opportunity than hugging clean Haitian women.

[shraby]

1. He doesn't have any blood..it's water.

[greenbriar]

10. is not water

its oil

[bicentennial_baby]

2. blood? bush?

he's a fucking cyborg...no real emotion, no soul, no blood. unless he runs on oil...that could be it :P

[NVMojo]

3. if I needed blood, I die before I let that man's blood in my veins ...

[Mairead]

18. That was my first thought: who would accept it? (nt)

[madame defarge]

4. Who would want it? n/t

[katsy]

5. blood type = blue

and it's his. All his. His his his. Why do you expect to see him sharing his royal blood... peasant.

[bicentennial_baby]

7. ....

:rofl: thanks, i needed that.

[Old and In the Way]

13. Just a few drops needed......way to rich for commoners at full strength.

[lockdown]

14. lol

[Matariki]

6. oh my god!

who would want that monster's blood in their veins!!!?

shower time. yuck.

[SoCalDem]

8. Red Cross won't take squirrel blood

:)

[RoBear]

9. Alcohol level too high.

Give his blood to anybody and they'll be falling-down drunk.:evilgrin:

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

11. Chimp blood doesn't work in humans

And his mother Barbara was the ghoul that bit Bob Novakula, turning him into the living dead. I don't think we need a zombie epidemic on top of everything else.

[liberalpragmatist]

12. In all seriousness, perhaps because he's been out of the country

Don't they refuse anyone who has travelled outside the country within the last 6 months, or at least to a tropical or subtropical climate?

[Southpaw Bookworm]

25. Here are Red Cross guidelines

http://www.redcross.org/services/biomed/0,1082,0_557_,00.html

They do mention travel to countries where malaria is found, or long periods in Britain (think it's more than a month).

[Wizard777]

15. What and create more Vampires? n/t or soul

[Joanne98]

16. He has blue blood. He only gives to reptiles.

[DoYouEverWonder]

17. Even Arafat gave blood on 9-11

n/t

[Mairead]

19. But Arafat was a human being. Big difference. (nt)

[Marr]

20. Are you crazy? His blood pressure is so low, if they took any out

President "Don't Worry Ride Bikeys" would collapse like a bad soufle.

[Pool Hall Ace]

22. Thank you for that laugh, and welcome to DU

"Don't Worry Ride Bikeys" I love that! :hi:

[Gold Metal Flake]

21. Gannon, remember?

Red Cross won't take his blood.

[jmowreader]

23. It's the "I Got Mine, Fuck Y'all" tattoo he just got

It's emblazoned across the middle of his bony chest. It seems to be a portrait of GWB dressed in a butcher's apron with his arms crossed, blood dripping from the hands and forming a pool at his feet. The George the Butcher image stands in front of a map of the Middle East.

The words "I Got Mine" are arched across the top of the image; the words "fuck y'all" are encased in a scroll running below the blood pool.

Around the Middle East are massive flames--a tattoo artist I know says never get flames because that's what they feel like when they're going on. Bush got them to prove how tough he is.

Well anyway, you can't give blood for a whole year after you get a tattoo...but since no actual blood but rather a black, gelatinous ooze came out of Bush while the piece was being done, they're giving Bush only six months. Apparently black, gelatinous ooze doesn't harbor hepatitis.

[liberalhistorian]

24. Because the blood

wouldn't be for Terri Schiavo, so there's no political capital to be gained from it. After all, you can't get Congress to get off their asses and do anything right now, but they sure came back right away for an emergency session for her, didn't they?