Dr. Phil is in the house!!

[proud2BlibKansan]

Here he comes to save the day. I knew it! I have been waiting all week for Dr. Phil to swoop in and solve all of the problems Katrina has brought to the Gulf Coast.

He's coming up on Larry King. Hooray!! :woohoo:

:sarcasm:

[jane_pippin]

1. Oh, I hope the starving victims will be put in "diads" with FEMA officials

so they can talk out their problems from the center of their authentic selves.

:sarcasm:

edit: I'm employing "philspeak" here, for those not acquainted with it.

[proud2BlibKansan]

2. He held a town hall meeting with the victims today

Group therapy?

Is there nothing this man can't do??

[jane_pippin]

4. Truly, he is a king among men. A pasty, pudgy, mustachioed king among men

[wellstone_democrat]

3. guess they can find real psychologists that specialize in this?

Or mebbe even...some BLACK psychologists who will provide many with psychlogical safety?

Nah, that's crazy talk. They need a domineering yelling jury selection expert so they can be convinced they need to "buck up and move on!"

Kee-rist.

[scarletwoman]

5. Oh gawd! Haven't those poor people suffered ENOUGH?!?!

Sanctimonious bag of hot air! Attention whore! Ugggghhhhh! :puke:

sw

[proud2BlibKansan]

7. He's telling them to

keep hope alive.

What - does he think he is Jesse Jackson now?? :rofl:

[SammyWinstonJack]

6. "Keep Hope Alive" What an Idiot!

:banghead:

[proud2BlibKansan]

9. And did you notice

the patronizing way he put his hand on that guy's shoulder?

[SammyWinstonJack]

13. Yeah and the guy looked at him like he had two heads!

HUGH111 Egotist!

[charlie]

10. Lol

The guy in the red shirt wasn't too impressed with Phil's Keep Hope Alive theatrics.

[SammyWinstonJack]

16. Not at all, can't you blame him? Who let him out of his studio?

[tjdee]

8. Now THIS is what I blame Oprah for, LOL.

Hooo boy.

Dr. Phil.

But I guess he's trying to help like everyone else. He's something, but that is his job.

[proud2BlibKansan]

11. He is a terrible therapist

He talks down to people and talks in sound bites. He's about as sincere as a rock. How this man rose to the level of adoration he holds in our society is beyond me.

[SammyWinstonJack]

17. He's a full of himself. Never did care for him.

[proud2BlibKansan]

20. He grew up just a few miles from where I live

and we are embarrassed to count him as a native son.

[melody]

12. This is going to be a changing day in our lives (not)

:nuke:

[Field Of Dreams]

14. The Red Cross trains volunteer counselors, psychologists,

and other mental health professionals to be on call for all types of disasters. That is if FEMA will let them in.

[RamboLiberal]

15. Worse yet Poppy Bush is on tomorrow to be his son's apologist

I guess. Probably be blaming the mayor and the gov and telling us how little Georgie is the great hero.

[SammyWinstonJack]

18. Why don't these self serving assholes just stay away from these

people. Leave them alone! Stop it!

[proud2BlibKansan]

19. Now this woman is talking to him about her 'slow' relatives!!