Today's ZINGS!

[Clintmax]

From today's issue of the Tallahassee Democrat:

• People in New Orleans need to call their city "Iraq," and they might get a little help.

• Baghdad has food and water. Why doesn't New Orleans?

• I never would have guessed that the Bush administration was as incompetent at hurricane relief as it is at foreign policy.

• How dare Michael Chertoff say he understands how the survivors feel. He should spend at least a day in their shoes instead of making empty promises behind a podium at the White House.

• When is Pat Robertson going to tell us that New Orleans deserved this?

:rofl:
http://www.tallahassee.com/mld/democrat/news/opinion/12547025.htm