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givemebackmycountry Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-05-05 08:11 PM
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OK, So Keith just butchered the Monkey on live TV
Will the replay showing later on tonight be edited?

It's about time someone said what I'm thinking.

Is TDS and Jon a new one tonight or is it taped?
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napi21 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-05-05 08:13 PM
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1. I thought Jon would be back tonight, but because of Labor Day, I'm not
sure! I hope, because he was off last week, he's new tonight!
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Cleita Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-05-05 08:27 PM
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7. He's not. They're showing reruns of Reno 911.n/t
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RoBear Donating Member (781 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-05-05 08:15 PM
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2. I bet it'll be edited!
I'm gonna tape it just to be sure.
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In Truth We Trust Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-05-05 08:19 PM
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3. I missed it. What did he actually say?
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never give n Donating Member (42 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-05-05 09:55 PM
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9. Clip here...
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Patsy Stone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-05-05 08:24 PM
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4. It's a new blog
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Armstead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-05-05 08:26 PM
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5. I don't know if this is what he said on air, but here's from his blog
Excerpt:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8514671/#050905a

Secretary of Homeland Security Michael Chertoff said it all, starting his news briefing Saturday afternoon: "Louisiana is a city that is largely underwater..."

Well there's your problem right there.

If ever a slip-of-the-tongue defined a government's response to a crisis, this was it.

The seeming definition of our time and our leaders had been their insistence on slashing federal budgets for projects that might’ve saved New Orleans. The seeming characterization of our government that it was on vacation when the city was lost, and could barely tear itself away from commemorating V.J. Day and watching Monty Python's Flying Circus, to at least pretend to get back to work. The seeming identification of these hapless bureaucrats: their pathetic use of the future tense in terms of relief they could’ve brought last Monday and Tuesday — like the President, whose statements have looked like they’re being transmitted to us by some kind of four-day tape-delay.

But no. The incompetence and the ludicrous prioritization will forever be symbolized by one gaffe by of the head of what is ironically called “The Department of Homeland Security”: “Louisiana is a city…”

Politician after politician — Republican and Democrat alike — has paraded before us, unwilling or unable to shut off the "I-Me" switch in their heads, condescendingly telling us about how moved they were or how devastated they were — congenitally incapable of telling the difference between the destruction of a city and the opening of a supermarket....


...No one is suggesting that mayors or governors in the afflicted areas, nor the federal government, should be able to stop hurricanes. Lord knows, no one is suggesting that we should ever prioritize levee improvement for a below-sea-level city, ahead of $454 million worth of trophy bridges for the politicians of Alaska.

But, nationally, these are leaders who won re-election last year largely by portraying their opponents as incapable of keeping the country safe. These are leaders who regularly pressure the news media in this country to report the reopening of a school or a power station in Iraq, and defies its citizens not to stand up and cheer. Yet they couldn't even keep one school or power station from being devastated by infrastructure collapse in New Orleans — even though the government had heard all the "chatter" from the scientists and city planners and hurricane centers and some group whose purposes the government couldn't quite discern... a group called The U.S. Army Corps of Engineers.

And most chillingly of all, this is the Law and Order and Terror government. It promised protection — or at least amelioration — against all threats: conventional, radiological, or biological.

It has just proved that it cannot save its citizens from a biological weapon called standing water....

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ReadTomPaine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-05-05 08:29 PM
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8. Yes that looks like an accurate transcript - that's what he said on air..
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Bumblebee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-05-05 08:26 PM
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6. Nope. It won't be edited. they won't dare. Keith is much more
popular with their audiences than B, that's for sure
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