A global tsunami of laughter will greet the news that Dubya is going to

[Benbow]

investigate himself/Katrina. Aren't these things usually done by lawyers with vast experience and huge intellect, even in America? People, please, you need to take your country back.

[Verve]

1. Believe me, we'd like to! n/t

[jean]

2. it's alot like O.J. tracking down the murderer... how's that been going?

[PatrioticLeftie]

3. Easier said than done n/t

[Kerrytravelers]

4. Encyclopedia Brown is a better investigator than this ass clown.

Investigation? I bet you anything "Brownie" will get a pass.

Investigation? I can hardly contain myself any longer.

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[Village Idiot]

9. There's probably a good reason * calls him that...

[Don Claybrook]

5. You're right

Under Bush, we've become the pathetic but armed-and-dangerous laughingstock of the world. If I had the opportunity, I'd hire the president of Uganda to replace our idiot. And I don't even know anything about their current president, except that he'd have to get up pretty early in the morning to do any worse than our little abortion-that-lived.

[ChairmanAgnostic]

6. Wait, I see a video in the making.

(Picture pres checking under his desk) "Nope, no hurricane there. How about in the corner of my oval office? Heh heh, get it? heh, the corner of my oval office? Get it? heh heh heee. I better save that one for Condi."

(Close up of pres checking his trash can) "Hey, lookie here, I found Brownie's resume. He's into horses? I hate horses. Let's blame it on him. Yo, Chertie-boy, where are we at on the blame game? Did we blame it on president penis yet? How about Gore? If you need cover, just throw brownie to the wolves. Make em feel useful."

(Close up of pres eyeing a bottle of bourbon and a bowl of pretzels in his desk drawer.) "Naw, the lump in my bed would kill me if I had one before 9am. I gots some dead guy to replace, 12 miles on my bike and the back nine over in virginia after my nap. I better fill my flask."

[stopbush]

7. * is trying to save face, not lives.

When do we storm the Bastille.., er, White House?

[OneBlueSky]

8. it won't be laughter . . . it will be disgust and outrage . . . n/t

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