bac511
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Tue Sep-06-05 01:47 PM
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What do you think Scotty does before a briefing... |
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I just picture him puking into a chamber pot and popping a valium before he enters the room. He just looks scared shitless.
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Drum
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Tue Sep-06-05 01:48 PM
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1. and a fresh Depends....nt |
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Tue Sep-06-05 01:49 PM
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2. LOL I was going to say popping valium too. eom |
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Tue Sep-06-05 01:49 PM
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3. Does what he does best... |
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Tue Sep-06-05 01:54 PM
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(God, what an awful mental picture. I apologize)
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Tue Sep-06-05 01:55 PM
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5. Gets a tune-up for the chip implanted in the back of his head n/t |
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Tue Sep-06-05 01:58 PM
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6. Actually, he doesn't exist when you don't see him. |
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Tue Sep-06-05 01:59 PM
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7. someone hits the on button on the robot |
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Tue Sep-06-05 02:00 PM
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8. an enema, so he doesn't shit himself in public? |
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Tue Sep-06-05 02:03 PM
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9. Kneels Before An Image.. |
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of satan, and prays for the power and strength of Bu$h*t!
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tiredofthisstuff
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Tue Sep-06-05 02:25 PM
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10. He puts Preparation H on his lips........... |
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He has to pucker those things up in preparation for the marathon ass kissing session he will be doing after the press conference.
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Tue Sep-06-05 02:27 PM
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11. Shadowboxes a cardboard cutout of Helen... |
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...then gets a hummer from JimmyJeff.
Pumped and ready for action!:puke:
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Tue Sep-06-05 02:30 PM
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12. Takes a lot of Imodium AD |
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Edited on Tue Sep-06-05 02:31 PM by txindy
It doesn't help. He keeps talking, anyway.
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Tue Sep-06-05 02:33 PM
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14. he has his whipping boy take 20 lashes |
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Edited on Tue Sep-06-05 02:34 PM by cryingshame
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Kazak
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Tue Sep-06-05 02:34 PM
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15. Adjusts his earpiece? |
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Tue Sep-06-05 02:36 PM
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16. rehearses the catch-phrase of the day |
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"now is not the time to play the blame game"
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Tue Sep-06-05 02:57 PM
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17. Definitely Valium involved. Lots and lots of Valium! |
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