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smartvoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 07:11 PM
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Open Letter to Neocons: We’re Bringing It
Edited on Tue Sep-06-05 07:17 PM by smartvoter
Open letter to Neocons: We’re Bringing It

In response to:

“Open letter to Liberals: Bring it on, you bastards; we are going to beat you anyway.”

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=104&topic_id=4663327&mesg_id=4663327

Neocons:

We don’t have you by the short hairs, Bush and Cheney and Rove and Fallwell and Robertson and the rest of your alleged leaders do. They treat you like sheeple and you baa baa baa your way through the blogosphere and to the voting booths where their absolute control over your actions and loyalties are converted to power -- power for themselves, their contributors, their cronies.

As your commander-in-chief, who went AWOL in the Guard and is afraid to face even the grieving mother of a fallen soldier, is caught in blatant lies and trying to cover his own ass by heading his own investigation into what his branch of government did wrong, the most you can do with your frustration is write a cowardly, puffed-up, from-behind-the-keyboard challenge to liberals who have had the horrible misfortune of saying “I told you so” while bodies pile up in New Orleans. Your frustration with the world looking at our country in disbelief of the shell it has become is misdirected, as it always has been and always will be, toward the very people who have been fighting day in and day out to stop the stripping of the capital and human resources that has left us so incredibly devastated by one of the top three “Worst Possible Things that Could Happen.”

As to your assertion that you “are going to beat anyway,” only a modern-day neocon who tried to run the last president out of office over a blowjob but happily licks the boots of one who lied our country into war, could look at the destruction and loss of life in New Orleans and freak out about the very possibility that the leadership responsible for the resulting deaths might be held accountable for it. It is particularly telling that signs of desperation are appearing as proof that the governor of Louisiana and Mayor of New Orleans acted properly in requesting Federal help and facilitating evacuations, has emerged on scene, effectively stomping out the week-long attempt to put the blame for federal mishaps on local shoulders.

Finally, regarding your challenge to “bring it on,” you may wish to choose different language. Although you undoubtedly ejaculated in your trousers the last time a Republican used “bring it on” language, it hasn’t worked out too well so far. That said, rest assured that we’re bringing it – someone has to restore genuine leadership to this country if we are to recapture the greatness that has been lost over the past five years. And, just for the record, we’re not intimidated by chickenhawk sheeple who support wars they're afraid to fight themselves from the comfort of their air-conditioned home offices.
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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 07:16 PM
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1. I am with you!
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bpilgrim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 09:15 PM
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21. and we are documenting the HORROR of this CRIMINAL REGIME for all to see!
http://media.globalfreepress.com

psst... pass the word ;->

peace
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Libby2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 07:19 PM
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2. Neocons are too stupid to know their hero's wouldn't
walk across the street to piss on them if they were on fire.

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smartvoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 07:21 PM
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3. This is the sad, sad truth. nt
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Pacifist Patriot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 07:45 PM
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8. Not only that...
he'd blame them for being in the predicament in the first place.
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Beam Me Up Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 07:35 PM
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4. You're a lot more polite to them than I would be.
It is clear that people who enable the neo-con agenda have no idea just how stupid they really are. No idea how their own values and beliefs are being used to MANIPULATE them.

FUCK them. Soon, the horror of New Orleans will be in everyone's neighborhood. And no doubt they'll go on blaming US for it. That is how stupid they really are.
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smartvoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 09:26 PM
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22. They are stupid. It's amazing how opinionated they try to be when not a
one of them really has one. They just do what they're manipulated into doing.
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Tace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 07:38 PM
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5. I'd Like To Tell This Fellow That Jesus Had A Job
Oh, he wasn't working for Walmart, or the Army. He didn't have a cent that he didn't give away. He lived on the kindness of strangers. And he would say to God, regarding you, as you hang him on the cross: "Forgive him, for he knows not what he says."

Jackass.

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smartvoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-07-05 09:35 PM
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41. Funny how they are so violent and threatening in the name of God. nt
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tabasco Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 07:42 PM
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6. Can I bring this along with me ??
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smartvoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 08:26 PM
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14. LOL!!! Hell, yes! nt
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CrackpotAmerica Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 07:42 PM
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7. Honestly, The Things That Pass For Writing These Days
Edited on Tue Sep-06-05 07:43 PM by CrackpotAmerica
Has everyone over there the slightest clue how to develop writing that actually interests the reader?

A few pointers for the "Neocons:"

1. Never try to make every phrase or sentence one of zeal or accusation. Subtlety is much more powerful.

2. Try to form complete thoughts in your paragraphs. Don't spread the same singular thought throughout the piece.

3. State a thesis. Jesus, a seventh grader knows that.

4. Most importantly, do not defend the undefendable unless you have factual data to cite.

I am amazed that such ignorance is so successful in this country. It is like a celebration of intellectual mediocrity at free republic. Why not pick up a book every now and again, lurkers?

Next thing I read from you guys, I am going to mark up and send back.

To my DU friends: It is easier to turn your head than to engage. They are truly not worth your time.

Kicked!
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Pacifist Patriot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 07:46 PM
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9. I'm not so sure...
Jesus made it to the seventh grade. ;)

Just kidding. Your punctuation was correct, but I figured a freeptard might be a little confused given their mastery of our mutual language.
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CrackpotAmerica Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 07:49 PM
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10. If I Ment to Say Jesus Was A Seventh Grader...
It would be:

Jesus, a seventh grader, knows this.


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Pacifist Patriot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-07-05 10:28 AM
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34. LOL! Re-read my response. That is precisely what I said.
I said I was joking, knew you had the right punctuation but figured a freeper idiot or two would take personal offense because they couldn't read it. Oh well. My attempt at humor fell flat. It's been one of those weeks. Cheers!
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smartvoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-07-05 12:12 PM
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37. Mine fall flat quite frequently -- either that or the joke is
missed and I make someone angry...
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CrackpotAmerica Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-07-05 12:40 PM
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38. Booooy, am I an idiot!
Sometimes, my stupidity stupifys me!

LOL
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smartvoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-07-05 01:13 PM
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40. Great line. I am going to steal that one... :-) nt
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kitkat65 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 07:50 PM
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11. One wonders if Pukin Dog ever served. Hmmm. n/t
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globol@comcast.net Donating Member (110 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 08:13 PM
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12. Bring it on ? go join the army or such
its your leaders war
go help him win it
or are you all chicken ?????
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smartvoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 08:36 PM
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15. Of course they are... nt
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SammyWinstonJack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 09:13 PM
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20. He's busy working up a "plan" to "bring it on"!
:scared: :rofl: :yoiks:
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Catfight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 08:25 PM
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13. Remember Edwards said to Cheney during the debates.."America
can handle four more years of this administration." It's proving to be a very correct statement.
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smartvoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 09:45 PM
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25. Turned out to be literally correct. nt
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loudsue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-07-05 10:40 AM
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35. I think you mean "can't" handle....not "can" handle....
'Cause we CAN'T handle 4 more years! We can't even handle ONE!


:kick:
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Catfight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-07-05 12:48 PM
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39. Yes, thank you for the correction
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rateyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 08:43 PM
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16. Well, well, well...
I just read the FR letter. It was written in the typical language of a chickenhawk. I want to know who he was referring to when he talked of those who fought for our civil rights? Bush? Cheney? Rice? Limbaugh? Hannity? Jenna? Barbara? I know it's not the college Republicans--I would bet that it's not him or his kids.

Maybe he was thinking about McCain--oh, but wait, they don't like McCain.

I remember back on Memorial Day when the Freepers and the DUers were asking their Vets to "show their colors." What was the response to those threads? Something like 11 vets at FR, and 500+ over here that posted.

And, let me also say that Freepers and Fundies do not have a corner on God (most don't even have a clue.) Talk is cheap.

Bring it on? Don't worry. We will.
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smartvoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 09:36 PM
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23. I think these dumbshits actually think they're scary. nt
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SeanQ Donating Member (515 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 08:55 PM
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17. I'm ready!
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bleever Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 08:56 PM
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18. Amen.
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hatrack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 08:57 PM
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19. P'tang! That pretty much said all that needed to be said
Good stuff! :toast:
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EC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 09:45 PM
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24. I'd like to know the 10 things they like about
America...:shrug: Who knows maybe they like those scences we just witnessed the last week. And war, it's like a sport to them...?
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smartvoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 09:51 PM
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26. It would be interesting. I can't imagine what that list would contain.nt
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Cats Against Frist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 11:00 PM
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27. There are really only one of two possibilities
Edited on Tue Sep-06-05 11:16 PM by Cats Against Frist
Either pukin' dog is sitting behind his keyboard, over in the bowels of AEI, with Rove's handwritten script, next to his bottle of Viagra and stash of kiddie porn, attempting to rile up the freeptards, lest they understand how much of a COLOSSAL FUCK UP their cheerleading connecticut frat-boy is,

or

Rove, and said child molester are smearing semen all over themselves, while reading puking dog's rant, and are getting William Kristol and the rest of the Straussian devotees on the phone to let them know that they just found a grade-A, first-class example of what their propaganda will do to a totalitarian, sub-human mangle of superstition, fear and low self-esteem, if repeated enough times, and at the right volume.

Pukin dog doesn't know that he got his "brilliant fucking ideas," from the Ivory Tower of the right, which exists to make sure that any pathetic, helpless, self-hating, powerless fuck, who can only cling to simple ideas and fairy tales gets a full dose of the "noble lie." And though puking asshat won't believe me, because I LEARNED IT FROM READING A BOOK, they think that he needs to be lied to because he's TOO STUPID TO BE GIVEN THE TRUTH, which is why no matter how much contempt I have for his hairy ass, his self-righteousness, his hatred of the spirit of America, et. al., the people who own the very dicks that he goes to sleep at night, tonguing, have more contempt and hatred and lack of respect for him than anything that I could dream up on my WILDEST fucking day.

So, come get some you fucking right-wing AUTHORITARIAN, BIG-GOVERNMENT LOVING piece of dog shit. I'm a libertarian, and I'll show you how the GOP and your ELITIST POSEUR OF A COWBOY are nothing more than freedom-hating, money worshiping pieces of scum sucking trash that liberty forgot. Thomas Jefferson, and the rest of the founders -- liberal, elitist intellectuals -- roll over in their fucking graves to see the King and his band of Mammon Jebus sycophants that have lied, cheated and scare mongered their way to the leadership of this great land.

I'll take puking fucking whore dog, anytime, and spit him the fuck out, just like every other backwater, knuckle dragging piece of Bush worshiping moran that I come across.

Bring it the fuck on, is right. And this time, don't dress your chickenhawk ass up in a codpiece and try to sell the country a ball gown of anal polyps.

***edited for some cool-headed spell checking
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smartvoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 11:11 PM
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28. LOL. Great post. nt
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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 11:12 PM
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29. Holy shit. That may very well be the best post I've ever seen here.
Edited on Tue Sep-06-05 11:43 PM by Redstone
Yowsah.

Except it should have read: "...chickenhawk sheeple who support wars they're afraid to fight themselves from the comfort of their air-conditioned Momma's basements." Not "Home offices." Home offices are for people who have jobs, or businesses they own. Those wankers have neither. Well, they MAY have jobs, but they're likely those three-word jobs - the ones where you ask "paper or plastic" or "fries with that?"

Redstone
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smartvoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 11:33 PM
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31. Damn. That would have been a good change but the edit window's closed.nt
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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 11:39 PM
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32. No matter. Your post was magnificent. And people will read
my suggestion, and get two feelings of pride along with two laughs, all for the price of one.

And - so much the better - the freepers will read both, and get that much closer to apoplexy, won't they? (Especially when they have to go upstairs from the basement to get Mom's dictionary out and look up "apoplexy.")

Excellent work. Very well done.

Redstone
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smartvoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 11:41 PM
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33. Thanks!!! nt
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Independent_Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 11:29 PM
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30. Hell yeah!
I'm ready for 'em.

:)
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emald Donating Member (718 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-07-05 10:48 AM
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36. absofuckinglutel e/m
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