Has Cheney's corpse been found yet?

[BrklynLiberal]

[valerief]

1. One can only dream about it

[Cobalt Violet]

2. It was seen mansion hunting the other day.

So I hear.

[PatrioticLeftie]

3. Impossible

His body is currently orbiting Earth. He's in a space station having his robotic heart updated.

[CelticWinter]

4. i heard he is buying a house next door to

rummy

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/09/04/AR2005090401391.html

[PatrioticLeftie]

8. Oh man

They are gonna have the wildest parties! ...Assuming that Cheney fixes his robotic heart soon enough.

[JimmyJazz]

5. He's been spotted hanging out with Bernie.

[BrklynLiberal]

11. bwaahaahaa...

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[JimmyJazz]

13. Too bad I don't know how to photoshop! Dick's face would look

great superimposed on Bernie :P

[BrklynLiberal]

15. It certainly would, wouldn't it?

}( Bush* and Rumsfeld or Rove could be the two holding him up....

[TheCowsCameHome]

6. Why would anyone want to bother looking for it?

[shaniqua6392]

7. Even worse.....

Shrub is sending him to the hurricane disaster area later this week. As if those poor people have not suffered enough, now they will get a big fat pig down there. We should alert them of his arrival so they can run and hide.

[Don Claybrook]

9. Yes, and the damned thing is still breathing

Scientists are stumped.

[Tallison]

14. ..

:spray: :rofl:

Thanks for that!

[Ravenseye]

10. You should be ashamed for asking that.

You think it's easy buying a mansion? Finding just the right cigar to smoke on the deck out back for the first time?

Did you know they looked at 12 places before they found one with an open hearth fireplace which was visible from both the living and the great room? Did you know that the place they bought for over 2 million dollars is still going to have to have the bathroom renovated because it doesn't have a jacuzzi tub or italian marble? Can you even begin to imagine? How is he supposed to relax? Not to mention that the foi groi selection at the local grocery store is seriously sub par. They had to fly in a chef with his own ingredients for their housewarming party. Did you know that? Do you know how hard it is to find a top shelf chef able to fly out to Wyoming on spur of the moment? No of course you don't.

You're just heartless, that's what you are. I can't believe you don't have one whit of compassion for this man. You should be ashamed of yourself.

[BrklynLiberal]

12. boo-ho........... ...........hahahahaha hahahahahaahhaha

could not do it..