I'll say it again.

[cornermouse]

No one died when Clinton lied.

[GeorgeGist]

1. No that came later...

when his misguided leadership enabled Bush,Jr. to succeed him.

[cornermouse]

2. I disagree.

Clinton was a good president. He had sound and solid policies.

The fact that some people were stupid enough to use him as an excuse to vote for Bush is no reflection on him.

[Tesha]

4. And he directly enabled years of Republican control.

> Clinton was a good president. He had sound and solid policies.

And thriough his personal pecadilos and Right-leaning policies, he
directly enabled years of Republican control. He and his DLC made
it impossible to tell the Democrats from the Republicans, and then
BJ Clinton convinced people that the Democrats were the ones without
the moral highground.

So now we will have Republicans holding the Presidency, the Senate,
the House, most governorships, and a stranglhold on the Supreme
Court; thanks, Bill! Mission accomplished!

Yeah, he was a good president ... if one likes the Republicans.

Tesha

[DefenseLawyer]

3. Say again?

Even George Bush is Clinton's fault?

[Tesha]

5. There is *NO DOUBT* about that.

If Clinton could have just kept his fly zipped, Gore would have
been a shoe-in.

Tesha

[OrlandoGator]

6. I hate to agree, because I liked Clinton.

But this statement was 100% true.

[sniffa]

7. not true - cLinton kiLLed miLLions

of potentiaL Life forms everytime he finished.

:yoiks:

[MercutioATC]

9. Every sperm is sacred...

DAD:
There are Jews in the world.
There are Buddhists.
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed, but
I've never been one of them.

I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics is:
They'll take you as soon as you're warm.

You don't have to be a six-footer.
You don't have to have a great brain.
You don't have to have any clothes on. You're
A Catholic the moment Dad came,

Because

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

CHILDREN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

GIRL:
Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found.

CHILDREN:
Every sperm is wanted.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.

MUM:
Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.

MEN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
WOMEN:
If a sperm is wasted,...
CHILDREN:
...God get quite irate.

PRIEST:
Every sperm is sacred.
BRIDE and GROOM:
Every sperm is good.
NANNIES:
Every sperm is needed...
CARDINALS:
...In your neighbourhood!

CHILDREN:
Every sperm is useful.
Every sperm is fine.
FUNERAL CORTEGE:
God needs everybody's.
MOURNER #1:
Mine!
MOURNER #2:
And mine!
CORPSE:
And mine!

NUN:
Let the Pagan spill theirs
O'er mountain, hill, and plain.
HOLY STATUES:
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.

EVERYONE:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite iraaaaaate!

Thank you Monty Python...

[ck4829]

8. Well, let's see here

Vince Foster was murdered by Bill Clinton.

Oh wait, he was one of Bill's best friends and the RW'ers seemed to profit just a little bit too much from that. Just a little bit too convenient for the Far Right.

Ron Brown was murdered by Bill Clinton.

Oh wait, he helped Bill win, I bet the RW'ers sure didn't want to see Ron dead.

In Psychology, we call what the RW'ers did, Projection.