New talking points memo

[proud2BlibKansan]

My fellow Americans,

Our President is in a heck of a pickle and he needs your help. Before I could catch him, he went out last Thursday and told some reporter that he's not happy with the response to the hurricane. We have to do some serious damage control now. Please note the following points and make use of them in conversations, discussion boards and blogs:

1. Blame the mayor of NO, it's his city right, besides he's a Democrat now, he used to be a "token" but got away from us.

2. Blame the governor of LA, it's her state right, besides she's a damn Democrat too.

3. Don't forget the standard tricks of calling anybody who disagrees with us a commie, f@ggot, pinko, frenchy, nazi, etc.

4. If these aren't working, spam the heck out of the discussion board you're on. We can't afford any intelligent discussion of the President's delay on responding to this disaster.

5. Besides, it's not really a disaster anyway. Most of these people are black and as we all know (just ask Kathryn Harris) most blacks are Democrats. And those Cajuns, well they're really just French and probably Democrats too, so no harm there either.

Thanks for your time and God Bless George Bush, oh and America too.

Your friend,

Karl

[mirandapriestly]

1. They seem to be taking Rove's advice from what I've read! nt

[Raster]

2. 'scuse me, that's kkkarl, thank you.

[CrispyQ]

3. Very nice!

Probalby more spot on than we imagine.