AlCzervik
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Wed Sep-07-05 08:25 PM
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What exactly does the dept of homeland security do? |
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besides give huge contracts to cronies? What exactly are paying for? The airport screening process is a joke and 1st responders have been cut all of the country so what is the purpose of the DHS? How is it that they are "Keeping us safe"?
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Wed Sep-07-05 08:26 PM
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1. That made that nifty useful color code. |
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Wed Sep-07-05 08:26 PM
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2. They monitor shoe removal at airports n/t |
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Wed Sep-07-05 08:27 PM
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3. To do those stupid commercials of kids home alone |
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To tell us to buy duct tape and plastic. To tell us what color to be. To tell us what a great fucking job they are doing.
I hate homeyland security. god, it sounds so damn fascist. :grr:
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AlCzervik
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Wed Sep-07-05 08:29 PM
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5. when i hear "Homeland security" for some reason "Fatherland" comes to mind |
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Wed Sep-07-05 08:30 PM
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7. I refuse to call it by that ridiculous name. I use "DHS". |
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Edited on Wed Sep-07-05 08:30 PM by ReadTomPaine
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Wed Sep-07-05 08:35 PM
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9. that's funny, I can't type it out either. |
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Wed Sep-07-05 08:27 PM
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4. They spy on Americans to keep them safe. Not bad work if you |
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Wed Sep-07-05 08:30 PM
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They don't even watch the news regularly.
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Wed Sep-07-05 08:35 PM
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Wed Sep-07-05 08:34 PM
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8. Don't they make duct tape.n/t |
AlCzervik
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Wed Sep-07-05 08:36 PM
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11. if they did make duct tape i'm sure they'd forget the adhesive. |
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Wed Sep-07-05 08:37 PM
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By protecting us from all the terrorists and evil-doers... |
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except for the Fuhrer and his Merry Men. You got some kinda problem with Deutschland Security, buddy?
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Wed Sep-07-05 08:37 PM
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12. Provides many high-paying jobs in management... |
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... for otherwise unemployable Republican shills.
It was that way under Poppy, it's that way under dim son.
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Wed Sep-07-05 08:38 PM
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13. They maintain the "undisclosed location" that Cheney hides out in |
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from time to time.
Mostly though, they just play tiddly-winks.
:grr:
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Wed Sep-07-05 08:43 PM
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14. hand out money to political cronies and hacks who do nothing |
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Wed Sep-07-05 08:56 PM
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15. They polish mints with their foreheads. n/t |
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