Battle of New Orleans

[craigolemiss]

With apologies in advance to Jimmy Driftwood


On Thursday Bushie took a little trip,
along with Happy Brownie down the mighty Mississip.
They forgot a little bacon and they forgot a little beans,
and we fought the bloody FEMA in the town of New Orleans.

We fired our guns and FEMA kept a runnin',
There wasn't 'bout as many as there was awhile ago.
We fired once more and they began to runnin'
On down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico.

Oh we looked down the river and we seen the Re-Pugs come.
There must have been a hundred of 'em beatin' on a drum.
They stepped so high and they made their bugles ring.
We stood behind our cotton bales and didn't say a thing.

Old Honore said we could take 'em by surprise,
if we didn't fire our muskets till we looked 'em in the eyes.
We held our fire till we seen their faces well,
then we opened up our squirrel guns and gave 'em a little...Well....we...

....fired our guns and FEMA kept a runnin',
There wasn't 'bout as many as there was awhile ago.
We fired once more and they began to runnin'
On down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico.

We fired our cannons till the barrels melted down,
then we grabbed an alligator and we fired another round.
We filled his head with cannonballs and powdered his behind,
and when we touched the powder off, the gator lost his mind.

We fired our guns and FEMA kept a runnin',
There wasn't 'bout as many as there was awhile ago.
We fired once more and they began to runnin'
On down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico.

We fired our guns and FEMA kept a runnin',
There wasn't 'bout as many as there was awhile ago.
We fired once more and they began to runnin'
On down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico.

[bobbieinok]

1. thanks....I asked if anyone had a 2005 version earlier at DU