President Ordered to Evacuate White House, Refuses to Leave

[mopaul]

the president was seen waving a white flag from the attic window of the white house yesterday as the deluge of disaster surrounded the commander in chief. karl rove was seen desperately trying to rescue him but the flood waters of katrina were so thick with light sweet crude and virulent diseases, and his canoe so full of leaks, that he could barely tread water.

the president has been trapped like a rat in the white house attic for 10 days with nothing but kool aid to drink, and is threatening to eat his little black dog, while frantically yelling for somebody, anybody to please do something, anything to save him, and could they please hurry.

[radfringe]

1. send him a porch

he needs a place to rest his butt... (err brain?)

http://radfringe.tripod.com/

[mopaul]

2. trent lott has a spare porch the stranded pres. can use

it would be silly if it weren't so horrible

[mopaul]

3. delete

[leftchick]

4. Save Barney!

and leave the rat bastard behind.

[theHandpuppet]

10. I've got two Scotties

And I suspect Bush's pair are just waiting for the opportunity to make a meal of him.

The spirit of Fala lives! :evilgrin:

[Pirate Smile]

18. The dogs are adorable. Hopefully, no brain damage from when

Bush dropped Barney. How much does one dog have to take? :evilgrin:

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

5. But Bushie, you've shown us how important it is to take our time!

I think a bunch of us will arrive around Sept. 24.....

[mopaul]

6. yeah, just be patient george, we're coming soon

[Bluebear]

7. Someone will be right along, "W". Don't play the blame game, now.

There will be plenty of time to find out what took so long for your rescue later.

[mopaul]

8. and stop pointing that damn finger at us dammit, we'll be there soon pal

[OhioChick]

9. Not to worry...........

Brownie is doing one heck of a job!

[mopaul]

11. kick

[Junkdrawer]

12. ROTFLOL - Good One..

:rofl:

[Flying Dream Blues]

13. Maybe his fellow citizens will "give cash."

Be patient, Brownie's doin' a heckuva job. Sorry, but Barney's not allowed in the boat.

[earth mom]

14. Karma's a bitch, ain't it W?

Thanks mopaul, I needed that!

[JerseygirlCT]

15. Oh, that's a pretty picture! Thanks for the laugh!

[me b zola]

16. Well if you were drowning, I would not lend a hand....

FUGWB!!!!!


edited to say that the murderer, GWB, is drowning on the blood of his victims!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Let the haunting begin!

[IdaBriggs]

17. Save that puppy! nt

[Beam Me Up]

19. President WHO? Tell him we'll be there tommorrow. Or maybe the next day.

[many a good man]

20. I thought he had TANG survival training

Pilot survival training exercises include: 1) they strap you down inside a small metal ball and drop you 60' into a tank of water where you sink to the bottom and try to get out before you drown; 2) Later they drop you into the middle of the desert for 3 days with nothing but a knife, a compass and a piece of string.

US taxpayers spent a lot of $$$ on this guy's training when he was back in the NG. Don't kid yourself-- he's a survivor. He'll send KKKarl to butcher Barney....

[dxstone]

21. Ah, mo, don't TEASE us like that!

:rofl:
Very nice mental picture you've painted; would that it were true...
Of course, I don't know if it's safe to go in there and try to help; we'd better wait til' all the shouting dies down, and a nice becalmed and extended silence sets in... it's just too dangerous to do otherwise; you know how those cornered failed presidents can get...
I'm not worried for Barney though; he's been threatening to eat that dog for YEARS, but he has to catch it first; ever since he threw it to the ground in front of those school kids, it hasn't gone anywhere NEAR him...
It never liked him anyway; dogs can sense EVIL...
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