CheerLeader Promoted to Quarterback, Bush forgets all his plays

[opihimoimoi]

but the Coaches still keep him in there.

Worse, sometimes he runs the wrong way and his own team mates must tackle him....

[nookiemonster]

1. With this record of "turnovers",

it would be an incredibly painful game to watch.

Unfortuately, we're the audience whether we want to be or not.

[opihimoimoi]

7. Its so hard to root for a LOSING TEAM and a LOSING QB

[mattclearing]

2. Yeah, and the bench looks mighty shallow. n/t

[opihimoimoi]

8. The Bench are Cronies picked not for skills but for their CLOSENESS

[ProfessorGAC]

3. You Don't Understand

The coaches can't take him out. His daddy bought the team all those new shiny uniforms, and the new balls and goalposts. They HAVE to keep him on the team and playing or his daddy will take back all that new stuff.
The Professor

[opihimoimoi]

9. But its the RESULTS....that Counts...How in the world we goin Super Bowl??

With these LOSERS?

[trof]

4. If they'd just get some new pom poms, I think that would fix everything.

I'm pretty sure.

[opihimoimoi]

10. They need more than new Pom Poms, they need new Neurons

[Tari]

5. He never learned the plays. He's incapable & it doesn't matter.

And all the idiots rooting for his team don't care either. Ya see, they'll win anyway. They own the refs & the scoreboard.

The only way for the opposing team to win this game is to play by the same rules. Whatever it takes.

Nice guys finish last.

I'm looking forward to football season.

[opihimoimoi]

6. Nice guys finish last in real life but in the movies, its vice versa

Somethin wrong there.