elehhhhna
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Thu Sep-08-05 01:06 PM
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send help! i am stuck under a blob of horse ass blubber. call fema! help! |
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Thu Sep-08-05 01:09 PM
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1. Have you checked their website? |
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Or can't you reach your computer from under the horse ass blubber?
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elehhhhna
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Thu Sep-08-05 01:11 PM
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2. i'm on the computer now but.......blub blub...........hic |
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Thu Sep-08-05 01:11 PM
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3. Be patient, help is on the way. Go to the Salvation Army Center |
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Thu Sep-08-05 01:12 PM
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Thu Sep-08-05 01:13 PM
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5. If it is Arabian Horse Ass Blubber, please press 1 |
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otherwise press 2 or stay on the line for further assistance. Current hold time is *7 days*.
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Lost-in-FL
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Thu Sep-08-05 01:13 PM
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I have a few questions to ask...
Are you republican?
Are you a minority?
If you are a minority, are you African american?
If yes say... light skin, dark skin, mixed race, others.
What is your income level?
Do you have insurance?
Are you a homosexual?
What's your religion of preference?
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Canuckistanian
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Thu Sep-08-05 01:16 PM
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7. I'm a Freeper! I can save you! |
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I'm going to blame it all on local authorities, just hang tight!
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Thu Sep-08-05 01:18 PM
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8. No help for you! It's your own fault! n/t |
elehhhhna
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Thu Sep-08-05 01:21 PM
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9. someone call canada, please? oh the humanityyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy |
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Thu Sep-08-05 01:35 PM
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10. Call FOX, oh the Hannanityyyyyyyyyyyyyy Geraldo will save - but |
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